Stolen Boat Crashes Into Boats At Dock…

[Pirate Lady]

That's crazy! Obviously the dude had no idea what he was doing.

In the news article, it was described as a "multi-million dollar yacht"... I don't think so.

They factored in the cost of the fuel in the tank.

 

[Ramblin' Guy]

Maybe he just doesn't like sail boats....

Man, he demasted that thing like a boss. I’m not saying he was right, but I understand.

 

[Steve S]

Full news report...

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

Death penalty?

 

[techmitch]

Death penalty?

Keel haul!

 

[mrsrobinson]

I love the first guy, says all he's worried about is the woman on the sailboat yet he grabbed his phone to film it.

 

[Sailfish272]

Kind of brings the expression, “Drive it like you stole it.” To life

 

[Stray Current]

When bored, my wife and I watch boat fails in the evenings. We are constantly amazed at the sheer vastness of people that go full bore right next to the docks or other boats. Watch "The Chit Show" channel; it's a wonder those people can drive a car in traffic!

Bold of you to assume they can drive a car.

You should see the driving in Lee county Florida. It's a wonder to behold. So many people who occupy a car but refuse to actually drive it.

 

[scoflaw]

I'm in lee as well and sure it's everywhere else also. They're dicking with their phones

 

[Blueone]

We need a funniest videos thread

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbF5K2Euqt0/?utm_medium=copy_link

 

[Steve S]

We need a funniest videos thread

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbF5K2Euqt0/?utm_medium=copy_link

That had to hurt!

 

[mrsrobinson]

We need a funniest videos thread

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbF5K2Euqt0/?utm_medium=copy_link

Why does it seem like someone always has their phone camera going when these types of things happen

 

[Blueone]

Why does it seem like someone always has their phone camera going when these types of things happen

That guy is in his house across from the ramps and has cameras recording all day…. Very funny stuff

 

[jlanka]

I don't understand the concept of stealing a boat but not knowing how to drive it

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

I don't understand the concept of stealing a boat but not knowing how to drive it

If he gets out of jail, I hope he decides to steal a plane, that should be fun.

 

[Blueone]

I don't understand the concept of stealing a boat but not knowing how to drive it

Sounds like you have never drank too much

 

[Pirate Lady]

I prolly shouldn’t advertise this, but I doubt any of you looking to steal my boat.
We don’t lock cabin door cause the cost to repair is way more than anything in cabin is worth,
the keys are on the helm floor so I don’t go to boat and forget them at home.
And with 35 gallons of fuel usually in the tank where you going with it before it’s recovered.
In 35 years I only heard of 1 stolen boat around here and it was a go-faster that was beached out of gas in a couple hours.

 

[Blueone]

LOL…. I think you are a minority if you know how to drive a boat

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CbgKPAMDRG4/?utm_medium=copy_link