Angry Ranch Hand
New Member
- May 17, 2011
- 177
- Boat Info
- 2011 Cruiser
Raymarine C90, AC / Heat, KVH Sat, Bow thruster, every option sans snowplow
- Engines
- Merc 502 / Bravo III Seacore
My wife had to deal with breast cancer this past year.
OK now, it's all behind us. Finally done.
I was sweating it might be fatal,, but being young and attractive she was only upset over all the surgery, reconstruction,, chemo effects etc etc.
It's a bizarre feeling dealing with death and dieing. You are never prepared for it. Death comes on wings.
So on days when the dust would settle and the house was at peace, kids all dialed in,, I'd head to a local bar for a relaxing drink.
Mid-day, mid month just after the County checks arrive ya find all the crazy people are out having a drink too.
So I walk into a local bar here.
The waitress all have HUGE boobs and are attractive.
They were cast in most the Pirates of the Carribean movies and are the big cleavage girls/wenches in the back round scenes.
But that's another thread for someplace else.
Anyway, I walk in to the bar and a crazy guy was lurking in the women's restroom when one of the waitresses walked into pee.
He grabs her by the boobs and won't let go. He had a death grip on her.
She's screaming and the vigilantes drinking at the bar all come to her aid.
Everyone is beating on the guys melon and he won't go down, won't let go, not fazing him at all. Taking some powerful blows to the melon.
Eventually choked him out and we drug him out to the parking lot.
Amazing, this kinda event will scar some girls and they'll never get over it, but to some chix its like water off a ducks back.
So Liz the waitress didn't want us to call the LEO's. It's her moms bar, she wanted no cops, no publicity, just the whole incident over.
We eventually put the jerk on his bicycle and sent him off. Reluctantly.
So next day,,, neighbors daughter is back from Afghanistan, has Marine friends over too.
They're Jonesing for some Middle Eastern food, so we take them to a Mid East bar and grill for really good food and a rocking bar.
Next to the restaurant is an extended stay Hotel and ya get a lot of people on business with big bank staying there.
One resident of the hotel walks into the bar, sits down and orders a bottle, read that the WHOLE bottle of a special single malt scotch.
A rare scotch, most bars here may only get 2 bottles.
The bartender charges him $58 for the bottle.
Should have been $58 a shot / $600 for the bottle.
The bartender should have known this, she was at one time a food and bev manager for a big Reno casino and has a head for this kinda thing.
OK,, she screwed up and the owner walks her outside and isn't really happy about it and they are talking,, she's crying.
So some dapper dressed Indian drinking at the bar asks the guy who bought the bottle how much he usually pays?
The guy says; "7 to 8 hundred dollars".
So then the Indian asked the bottle customer "you know better and you're letting the bartender get fired over your greed?"
A ****storm thus hits and all the bars customers are beating on the bottle buying customer.
The customer surrenders, crying,, trying to escape, owner breaks it up, customer pops out a CC and pays the $542 diff.
OK now, it's all behind us. Finally done.
I was sweating it might be fatal,, but being young and attractive she was only upset over all the surgery, reconstruction,, chemo effects etc etc.
It's a bizarre feeling dealing with death and dieing. You are never prepared for it. Death comes on wings.
So on days when the dust would settle and the house was at peace, kids all dialed in,, I'd head to a local bar for a relaxing drink.
Mid-day, mid month just after the County checks arrive ya find all the crazy people are out having a drink too.
So I walk into a local bar here.
The waitress all have HUGE boobs and are attractive.
They were cast in most the Pirates of the Carribean movies and are the big cleavage girls/wenches in the back round scenes.
But that's another thread for someplace else.
Anyway, I walk in to the bar and a crazy guy was lurking in the women's restroom when one of the waitresses walked into pee.
He grabs her by the boobs and won't let go. He had a death grip on her.
She's screaming and the vigilantes drinking at the bar all come to her aid.
Everyone is beating on the guys melon and he won't go down, won't let go, not fazing him at all. Taking some powerful blows to the melon.
Eventually choked him out and we drug him out to the parking lot.
Amazing, this kinda event will scar some girls and they'll never get over it, but to some chix its like water off a ducks back.
So Liz the waitress didn't want us to call the LEO's. It's her moms bar, she wanted no cops, no publicity, just the whole incident over.
We eventually put the jerk on his bicycle and sent him off. Reluctantly.
So next day,,, neighbors daughter is back from Afghanistan, has Marine friends over too.
They're Jonesing for some Middle Eastern food, so we take them to a Mid East bar and grill for really good food and a rocking bar.
Next to the restaurant is an extended stay Hotel and ya get a lot of people on business with big bank staying there.
One resident of the hotel walks into the bar, sits down and orders a bottle, read that the WHOLE bottle of a special single malt scotch.
A rare scotch, most bars here may only get 2 bottles.
The bartender charges him $58 for the bottle.
Should have been $58 a shot / $600 for the bottle.
The bartender should have known this, she was at one time a food and bev manager for a big Reno casino and has a head for this kinda thing.
OK,, she screwed up and the owner walks her outside and isn't really happy about it and they are talking,, she's crying.
So some dapper dressed Indian drinking at the bar asks the guy who bought the bottle how much he usually pays?
The guy says; "7 to 8 hundred dollars".
So then the Indian asked the bottle customer "you know better and you're letting the bartender get fired over your greed?"
A ****storm thus hits and all the bars customers are beating on the bottle buying customer.
The customer surrenders, crying,, trying to escape, owner breaks it up, customer pops out a CC and pays the $542 diff.
