Should I sell the boat

[txdyna65]

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'

I still don't know if she was joking.

disclaimer....its just a joke, it didnt really happen...in case she reads this :smt043

 

[rondds]

i must be slow today - i had to read this 4 times to get it.

cute!

 

[Kurt]

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,

I have 2 theories: The quote leads me to believe he is not getting any action until he sells the boat???? Or, his avatar tells me he might possibly be hallucinating????? I read it several times as well and was left wondering?:huh:

 

[Overextended]

I like it - funny!!!

 

[sebagoman007]

You get my vote! Thanks for the chuckle to start the day off right........

Cheers,

Bill

 

[tobnpr]

Not heard that one before...
Might have been fun to leave out the disclaimer at the end- could have gone to 50 pages by the end of the day!

 

[Presentation]

My theory is with all that rain it was hard to see plus he lives in one of those cookie cutter neighborhoods where all the houses look the same. He actually was at a neighbors house. :smt043

 

[txdyna65]

Not heard that one before...
Might have been fun to leave out the disclaimer at the end- could have gone to 50 pages by the end of the day!

Yeah I thought about that, but figured better safe than sorry :lol: I actually read it on a jokes page somewhere and thought Id share it with you guys.

 

[wish2fish]

what a wuss, I don't care what the weather was....he should have went fishing!

 

[Hampton]

Outstanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[billandamy]

Haw!!! I like it!

However, Ill never remember it:smt009

I have a brain block when trying to remember jokes.

 

[Michael]

Now I understand why my wife does not get upset when I head tot the marina without her. I guess she won't be too upset when I tell her that I am heading to www.redeyedockbar.com for the day (for the competition):wow: