Raccoon spoils day on the water

headexpress

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Mar 20, 2008
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Edgewater Maryland
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88' 390 EC
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Twin 7.4L Mercruisers
An overnighter out on the boat with just me and my girlfriend, was spoiled by, yes, a raccoon. He is holed up in the "tunnel" between the starboard side rear cockpit storage shelf and the cabin stereo compartment.

First sign of a problem was Saturday before departure there was a pile of fresh poop on the cabin floor. My mechanic came to the boat at 6 am. to do some work and left the sliding cabin door open when he left around 9 am. Got down to the boat myself around noon, cleaned up the poop, loaded up for the day, and headed out into the South River around 1 pm.

Got up on plane for about 2 minutes then backed down to idle again to raise the VHF antenna I'd forgotten to do earlier. After coming to a stop I get up, turn around and this furry SOB is staring right at me while standing on the 2 step boarding ladder. After dropping a few "F" bombs and almost pooping myself, the bastard goes back into hiding in the tunnel.

Of course I turn around and head back to the dock.....or is it pier. Get home, get a neighbor to try to help flush him out from both ends. No luck. He actually pulled a lacrosse stick out of my neighbors hand that was shoved back into the stereo compartment.

Called county animal control. Officer shows up within an hour and helps to try flushing him out too. We got him to pop his head out of one of the speakers I had removed, but not long enough to get the noose around his neck. Officer gives up, advises calling a trapping service. Local company wants $300 to set a trap and check it for up to 5 days. Ended up buying a trap myself for $70, and setting it up on cockpit floor around 6 pm. with sardines as bait. Checked it many times before going to bed, then woke up at 5 am. Still no luck.

Torrential rain washed out the can of sardines....I think.... while I was sleeping. So today I start the process over again and just wait.....hoping he's not chewing through wires or causing any hidden damage.

My patience is wearing thin, and even though the trap I bought is the "humane" type I'm not so sure I'll be so humane when I finally get him.

Waste of a weekend.
 
I hope you get it out soon. I had one decide to make my 230WE her home and have a litter in the small closet. She didnt chew threw wires, just upholstery and the wood like material used in the roll up doors. Good Luck and be careful.
 
Chemical warfare. Blast some bleach or ammonia into the area. You can use a garden sprayer. Watch that you don't affect anything visible. The smell will drive the varmint out where you can easily kill it.

Best regards,
Frank
 
If he were on my boat, being rabid would be the least of his worries. I would be the rabid one.

I like Frank's idea. Smoke him out with noxious chemicals and then dispatch him with a sharp blow to his noggin.
 
Try one of those mosquito foggers that you can get at home depot.

I had to laugh a little, not about the raccoon on your boat but you dropping the F bomb a few times and pooping yourself. I encountered a raccoon the other night when I let the dog out to go for her nightly poop. The raccoon was hanging on to a birdfeeder that hangs off of our deck which is a second story deck. The raccoon immediately jumped back to the deck railing and was nose to nose with our dog. So I know what you mean when you damn near poop yourself and immediately start cussing...the raccoon climbed down, okay it fell a few feet and headed toward the woods. No harm to either...
 
Another approach to consider is a radio. We had a mother racoon and babies move into the chimney of our cottage. I could see her with a mirror and a light sitting on the smoke shelf in the fireplace. I put a radio in the fireplace and tuned in the worst station and turned the volume up. She was gone shortly, departing the scene with the babes in tow on her back.
 
Tried the fogging a couple of hours ago. Not even hearing any movement anymore. I suppose the little focker is off the boat and smiled as he walked past the trap sometime during the night.

I'll leave the cover off the cockpit for a few days and keep the trap baited, as the animal control officer stated that coons like to keep coming back.

I'll have no mercy if he ruins another sunny day. :smt013
 
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A couple bleeps with this thing make get him moving.
 
I had a Golden Retriever who was a good hunter. Killed a bunch of critters around here, but when he decided to go after the skunk, I had to break him of the habit.

Best regards,
Frank
 
I had a Golden Retriever who was a good hunter. Killed a bunch of critters around here, but when he decided to go after the skunk, I had to break him of the habit.

Best regards,
Frank
Thats the first thing I told my girlfriend yesterday when we were heading back in,"at least it wasn't a skunk". Then told her about the episode of "The Partridge Family" from back in the 70's when the whole family had to take a bath in tomato juice after a skunk found its way onto the checkered bus and sprayed them.

I think I showed my age, as she just looked at me, clueless.
 
I've heard that one way to get them to vacate is to put a radio near their hide out and crank it. The other thing to do is leave a bright shop light on too - they are nocturnal and don't really like bright light.:smt101

Just what I've heard - never had that kind of stow-a-way!:grin:
 
<snip>... NPR should do the trick.

Naaa... after a couple hours of that kind of indoctrination, he'll be calling all of his furry urban and Mexican buddies to tell them to get their butts up there and move on in. Obama's giving critters boats, free sardines every night, free "healthcare" from the county, and free radio. :smt043
 

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