Quote thread..

[Yendor]

I know the stories he didn’t say it but it’s still a good one.

God made beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy.
Ben Franklin

Yea, it's a shame somebody took time along the way to discredit him saying that.
Some folks just aren't happy unless they are dealing somebody else grief.

I personally believe that statement to be true, regardless of who said it first.

 

[RichieRitz]

Are you typing at me, or at Ted who's now dead?

Did you even know that he was the Unabomber? Read a little about his history and you may well find he was speaking from first hand experience.

You are kind of like Saturday morning cartoons were when I was five, except there is no need to wait till Saturday. In fact, your buttons are so big and numerous, they even push themselves!

Your the one selling his buckshot.

 

[RichieRitz]

Fill-in the blank.

“________. It’s a hoax, it’s all a hoax.
~ Former Liar-in-Chief

1. Covid
2. Rape
3. Bank fraud
4. Insurance fraud
5. Stealing classified documents
6. Election interference
7. Insurrection
8. Collusion with foreign adversaries
9. Etc., etc, etc. …

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

I thought this was a fun idea for a thread, clearly I was wrong.

 

[northshore]

I thought this was a fun idea for a thread, clearly I was wrong.

I dont know. I think maybe if we nicely ask the loser dickheads that think we all give a flying fuck about thier politics to stop fucking it up for the rest of us and take thier bullshit in its enterity to the holding tank where it belongs we can get back to our regularly scheduled program. Just a thought...

 

[northshore]

"Did you ever notice that anyone who drives the slightest bit different than you do is an asshole?"

George Carlin

 

[northshore]

Just for clarity on my above post - It's not the people that post political quotes from any side of the isle that bother me, it's people that cant handle the existance of the person that was quoted without having a flipin hissy.

 

[RichieRitz]

“I thought it was just a spirited game of leapfrog”.
~ Gym Jordan.

 

[Nater Potater]

“I thought it was just a spirited game of leapfrog”.
~ Gym Jordan.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
Bill Clinton

 

[GirlyGirl1999]

More of a toast than a quote
Here’s to those that wish us well, the rest can go to hell.
I forget
Jon

 

[GirlyGirl1999]

If I haven’t done it
I’ve seen it
If I haven’t seen it
I’ve heard about it
If I haven’t heard about it
It hasn’t happened

(Does apply to me )
I forget again
Jon

 

[Yendor]

Naturally, this concept eludes those whom may best benefit by its practice.

 

[northshore]

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Naturally, this concept eludes those whom may best benefit by its practice.

Exactly.
Spot on.
Perfect.
Well said.
Could not agree more.

Now if we could just get the "Do as I say not as I do" people to follow this brilliant advice...

...

"The world is made for people not cursed with self awareness."

-Unknown (at least I don't know who said it first)

 

[RichieRitz]

https://m.facebook.com/Sherisedsouzaofficial/videos/a-toast-heres-to-those-who-wish-us-well-and-those-who-dont-can-seinfeld-defined-/266373961310092/

More of a toast than a quote
Here’s to those that wish us well, the rest can go to hell.
I forget
Jon

 

[Espos4]

If you are in a room where you think everyone is an asshole……

Maybe you are the asshole!

 

[bobeast]

"You can't keep snakes in your back yard and expect them to bite only your neighbors"

 

[Yendor]

 

[GirlyGirl1999]

When you go to any gathering, always wear your peppermint socks for when you put your foot in your mouth.
Me
Jon

 

[GirlyGirl1999]

Before you speak let your words pass through three gates.
1. Is it true?
2. Is it necessary?
3. Is it Kind?
Dalai Lama

I don’t talk much.
Jon

 

[Yendor]