Proper behavior of a boating wife

Four Suns

Four Suns

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Oct 4, 2006
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Williamsburg, VA
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2003 480 DB
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QSM-11 Diesels
Yeah... I thought that subject would get some attention...

My wife informed me that I have to take her and two of her girlfriends on the 480 to a marina down in the "city" where she will have a car waiting for me to come back home to take care of the kids for the weekend. I have to go back on Monday afternoon and drive the boat and her two girlfriends back home.

Is this proper behavior? Great weather on labor day weekend and I HAVE TO STAY HOME AND WATCH THE KIDS WITH NO BOAT?!! HUH?!

I have to go clean and stock the boat now... :smt089
 
Are the girlfriends going to "chip in" for fuel !! :smt043 .

First your oldest son bails out on you by going off to school.... then your wife.... can the dogs be far behind !!??!! :smt043

Common up to Skipjack Cove...you can spill more beer on my boat! :smt001
 
Gary, I feal bad for you, no boat for the long weekend, what's up with that...
If I agreed to something like that I would be fixing things for the next three weeks. BTW Did you catch the name of my boat?
Dave
 
I think this is more appropriate behavior. Maybe I'm just VERY lucky. :grin:
 

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Four Suns said:
I HAVE TO STAY HOME AND WATCH THE KIDS WITH NO BOAT?!! HUH?!

I have to go clean and stock the boat now... :smt089
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Sounds like payback time for that month long trip.

Didn't you say there is also a 20' boat in the family. I know it's a sport boat, but it may have to do this weekend.
 
:smt017
Sorry honey that's a great idea, I was hoping we can go out this LONG weekend. I'll take your buddies next weekend, let's go, the clocks ticking.
 
I have actually offered this same deal to my wife several times. She has never taken me up on it. I'm not sure that I would want to give up my long weekend for it, but then again, I work for a living so weekends are precious.
 
Four Suns said:
I have to go clean and stock the boat now... :smt089
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Since you need to stock the boat...have you received your dog food from Sea Ray?? :lol: :lol:
 
stocking the boat with dog food when three women are getting on it? Would you really want to insult three women as they were about to spend a few days alone on your boat? I would be cleaning the vacuflush system for a month. I may be ugly, but I'm not stupid.
 
"No problem honey, us boys will be here at home watching and rooting for Miss SC in the beauty pagent".
 
Four Suns said:
stocking the boat with dog food when three women are getting on it? Would you really want to insult three women as they were about to spend a few days alone on your boat? I would be cleaning the vacuflush system for a month. I may be ugly, but I'm not stupid.
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...it was just meant to be funny since you made a big deal out of the dog food promo....
 
This sounds like a stunt my other half would pull.

I feel for you.

May as well plan for going after the duckbills now.

Time to go pick up chicks with the SkiBoat.
 
Hehe.... I can hear it now...

"The girls and I really appreciated all of the puppy chow... I hope you don't mind that we used 6 rolls of dental floss over the weekend...."

quack quack :smt043

Michael
 
Here's a plan:

1) Go along with them to start with, but have plans for the kids for one night.

2) Treat them like Goddesses as you board.

3) Mix them a friendly, blended cocktail for the initial cruise.

4) Up the anty on the shots on the next two batches.

5) Party like a Rock Star when you get to your destination.

6) Sleep in and then drive home on Day 2, photos in pocket.

7) Act like it never happened.

8) Sign in here annonymously and tell us about it later.

9) If anyone ever brings it up, show them one or two pictures.

10) Live happily ever after.
 
No matter how you look at this one....its gonna CO$T ya.

The plastic card is in for some serious slidin this weekend! :grin:
 
Think positive: Man.....look at the points this weekend is gonna get you!


Try no to worry too much about the down side..........all that hair in the shower sump!


Come to think of it, you may want to take a minute and show them how to get the lid off and clean it.
 
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