My wife does not understand why I still look at boats for sale

[Pakmule]

Just because I bought a new one a few months ago I am not supposed to look for the next one?

 

[Aquarius]

That's ok. I don't understand alot of things my wife does...:huh:

 

[Hampton]

I don't look. I know my next one will be a 38 - 44' Sea Ray with diesels, cockpit A/C, a hard top, and either a dark hull or white/black or white/blue. No shopping required!

 

[tmhudson2]

Just because I bought a new one a few months ago I am not supposed to look for the next one?

Just because you married her, aren't you allowed to look at other pretty women?

 

[skolbe]

Just because I bought a new one a few months ago I am not supposed to look for the next one?

My wife asks me the same thing. Good to see your normal - like me.

 

[Groucho]

That's ok. I don't understand alot of things my wife does...:huh:

Yup...What he said.

 

[fc3]

My wife just bought clothes last week. And the week before. And the week before that. She has a closet full of clothes in the bedroom. And in my office. And in the spare room. And every other closet in the house. Do I ask her why she goes looking for clothes when she has enough to clothe every woman in Beijing?

Now on to the shoes...

Best regards,
Frank

 

[Turtlesboat]

Pakmule, I think you need a new wife to go with the new boat.

 

[Kameroo]

Pakmule, I think you need a new wife to go with the new boat.

"It's cheaper to keep her." It's part of your hunt/kill instinct, and you could otherwise be looking for other women.

 

[Turtlesboat]

Depends on how many miles/hours are on her.

 

[gerryb]

For anyone out there with a less than perfect marriage...:huh:

When going through a divorce, most courts will have you go through a process called 'Equitable Distribution'. Assets and Liabilities are split according to various factors. Some would say the *best* time to buy the big boat with a big loan is right before a split with your spouse... She'll share the assets..why not have her share in the debt as well? I'm just sayin'...:grin:

So... never stop shopping...

 

[Pakmule]

Pakmule, I think you need a new wife to go with the new boat.

I am on my third boat and third wife. What will get replaced first?







I kid. I love my wife she just doesn't understand the need to chase the bigger boat.

 

[Turtlesboat]

3 for 3, you're batting a thousand.

 

[Nehalennia]

3 for 3, you're batting a thousand.

..says the guys who's not married........I'm just sayin'

 

[Turtlesboat]

look how many balls I still have. just sayin'

I figure it's cheaper to bypass all the first wives.

 

[Pakmule]

look how many balls I still have. Just sayin'

I figure it's cheaper to bypass all the first wives.

I am desperately trying to hold on to my balls. In more ways than one.

 

[Leedhn]

John,
Give me first right of refusal on your boat when you are ready to sell her. I know you have her in first class shape

Lee Henderson

 

[Turtlesboat]

we are we talking about wives or boats?

 

[Pakmule]

we are we talking about wives or boats?

I've lost track

 

[RiverRat]

How does that old saying go...

When a man stops looking he's dead!

This has to apply to boats and women right!!!