my thoughts on binary code messages

[KayKook]

Kevin has found a great place for sucker fishing here. He is getting lots of bytes. :smt001

 

[billandamy]

http://www.insanum.com/convert/

:lol: holy s'it ah' love da damn jibe converter

Reminds me of Airplane the movie. The funny thing is...most of it actually stayed the same in he converter!!:

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!
Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

 

[rmilian340]

I was going to say that the last time I checked, binary was 1 and 0.

 

[rabyers1]

Well, he caught another sucker - I'll bite: The thing about CSR is that it seems like a lot of us come to the site often and reflexively mash the "New posts - 24 Hours" link. Then we read what's up and go back to work. A binary code heading is gonna get clicked by us at least once, just like every other new post. There we are - hooked.

So now you find yourself in that post and who can read it? Really, there are that many of us who can scan binary code lines and interpret it right there on the page? Without our decoder rings? And then, it keeps popping up with new posts. So, then it just becomes a nuisance to look at and we, with our short attention spans and aversion to searches for decoders, just get p.o.ed and have to spout off about. Ergo, this post. I'll spit the hook out now and go back to the english language posts I love so much - regardless of the topic.

 

[skibum]

Cool site Jack. Thanks!

Just what I always needed.

"Hello maam. I would love to look at your breasts if I may" converts to:

Swedish Chef: Hellu meem. I vuoold lufe-a tu luuk et yuoor breests iff I mey.

Jive: Sappnin' maam. 'S coo', bro. Ah' would love t' look at yo' breasts if Ah' may. Slap mah fro!

Pirate: Avast maam. Hoist the mainsail! I would love t' look at yer breasts if I may.

Redneck: Hey there maam. *burp* Ah'd luv tuh look at yer breasts if'n Ah may. *spit*

Hxr (whatever the hell that is): ]-[elL0 M@AM. | w()uld 1ove 7() 100C a7 j00R br3AZTs If Y MaY.

T' set th' record straight, by Blackbeard's sword, I be not now, by Blackbeard's sword, nor will I e'er be a rapist. I may pillage, by Blackbeard's sword, plunder, arrrr, and womanize, to be sure, but not rape. We'll let those punks in Somolia do th' rapin'. Arrrr!!

 

[berth control]

HOLY 01010011010010000100100101010100 ! I have been too busy with work lately to check out the site. Then I come back and see the productive stuff that's goin on here. The sad part: In a month or so I will be right back here doing the same stuff.

 

[wish2fish]

6cef993f44c8530562bb0a20798ebce0e8992d66d745589c3a116765139a19a9a62f46c8d36780c56545df13addebd79c244b04bf33b620a45fd54a1404e266f3d16380f81088651fc2c9af5b3457f2cef2f9a4d515934fe87c0ebc9867416d35d8513c1b4931ffdebbe9de2e5f94f98df40271407ac626f162d0f2932d0a9aced27d1629145200a5c0dffd1d50e41ff20d83b2dcb7de8c6ba4fc2a793f9b6

do you agree?

01000100 01101001 01110000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100110 01100110 01100101 01110010 01100101 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110100 01110111 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01111000 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101110

 

[Jack F]

01000100 01101001 01110000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100110 01100110 01100101 01110010 01100101 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110100 01110111 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01111000 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101110

Binary:

01010100 01101000 01100001 01111001 00100111 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01110100 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 00111010 00101001

Jive:

Day's why he be hankerin' aftah ban it