Merry Christmas Everyone!

Boating season ends???
:cool:
It wouldn't if I had my way. But my marina closes November 15th and doesn't reopen until March 15th. When we transition to living at the lake full time I am going to buy a fishing boat. That way if there are nice days while the marina is closed I can just drop it in and go. I have a garage that I bought with my condo, so I can store it there.
 
It wouldn't if I had my way. But my marina closes November 15th and doesn't reopen until March 15th. When we transition to living at the lake full time I am going to buy a fishing boat. That way if there are nice days while the marina is closed I can just drop it in and go. I have a garage that I bought with my condo, so I can store it there.
Sorry,
I was being a smart ass. My marina stay’s open year round. They do winterize the water so from 11/21 to 03/21 no water, I plan accordingly. Lake water temp never goes below 50 and I have an automatic ER heater as long as the marina has power. I didn’t get out much last Fall/Winter because of health stuff but hopefully this year will be different. Enjoy the fishing boat!
Jon
 
Sorry,
I was being a smart ass. My marina stay’s open year round. They do winterize the water so from 11/21 to 03/21 no water, I plan accordingly. Lake water temp never goes below 50 and I have an automatic ER heater as long as the marina has power. I didn’t get out much last Fall/Winter because of health stuff but hopefully this year will be different. Enjoy the fishing boat!
Jon
No worries! I am familiar with Lake Norman and I wouldn't put my boat away either if I lived there.
 
Just making sure Santa gets this request before Christmas.

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Only if your wife finds out.
I cheated on a girlfriend with another girl who I ended up marrying. My girlfriends friend saw me at a stop light with the new girl….. the girlfriend came to my apartment with a frying pan I lent her…. I opened the door and she hit me over the head with the pan then threw it at me….. then walked away not saying a word
 
Ho Ho Ho or Hoe Hoe Hoe.Funny
 
I cheated on a girlfriend with another girl who I ended up marrying. My girlfriends friend saw me at a stop light with the new girl….. the girlfriend came to my apartment with a frying pan I lent her…. I opened the door and she hit me over the head with the pan then threw it at me….. then walked away not saying a word

Wasn't that from a Bug's Bunny cartoon or was it from Jerry Lewis?
 
I bet it did, surprised you weren't laid out from it.
Technically he was either panned or potted. Allegedly, the velocity of the swing motion is directly proportional to the pain received.

The learning experience? He should have let her borrow towels instead of cookware.
 
I cheated on a girlfriend with another girl who I ended up marrying. My girlfriends friend saw me at a stop light with the new girl….. the girlfriend came to my apartment with a frying pan I lent her…. I opened the door and she hit me over the head with the pan then threw it at me….. then walked away not saying a word
I KNEW I LIKED YOU! My kinda guy. We got the same taste in women!!!
My mother always figured on a Sicilian Catholic girl for me. I brought home an English/Irish Lutheran Redhead. Think Maureen O’Hare. My mother took me in another room. Said “really?”. Anyway, mom grew to love her. 43 years married. But wife cant cook for shit. I should have got a Sicilian, they can cook.
 

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