What's a pension fund? Do they withold pay and give it back to you later when you retire? Sounds dumb, unless the worker is. Maybe human resources can do an intelligence test and withold pay from the dumb workers and promise them a pension and allow the smarter workers to keep their money for their own investment. I'll take the 401k with company match so I don't have to risk management driving the company into bankruptsy or losing my kids inheritance should I die early.