Jon and Kate + 911...

[fc3]

hmmm.....just leave your man card by the door on your way out.

Afraid so. And pickup your skirt and heels.

I have chew some skoal while chopping down a tree to make up for reading this thread!! :smt021

Chain saws are good too! Power tools that can take a arm or leg off in less than a second are manly.

The top 50 unmanly things to do

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/441539/the_top_50_unmanly_things_to_do.html?cat=7

Eh. Not as good as the 1980s classic Real Men Don't Eat Quiche

 

[skibum]

I've read the whole thread and I still have no idea who Jon and Kate are :huh:?

I motion that we sentence Alegria to a remedial small engine repair class for his sins... :grin:

 

[K-9]

:lol:CHAINSAWS AND WOODCHIPPERS AKA PROBLEM SOLVED:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043:smt043

 

[Pseudomind]

I imagine naming one's dog's Jon and Kate is strange enough, but I bet you get some real strange looks when you are going..."here 911, here 911!":smt043:smt043:smt043

 

[Alegria]

I've read the whole thread and I still have no idea who Jon and Kate are :huh:?

I motion that we sentence Alegria to a remedial small engine repair class for his sins... :grin:

:smt043Where do I sign up for the small engine class I have a weed trimmer that is a pain in the arse to start! I certainly could use it!!!

Jon and Kate is TV reality show on TLC/Discovery..

http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/jon-and-kate/jon-and-kate.html

That I am no longer interested in nor watching ever again....(Well as far as you know...):wink:

 

[skibum]

:lol:

I see you are local. I can help fix this. Let's see... We're gonna need some beer, a Snap-On tool van, a big pool of jello, the Ravens cheerleaders, and Danika Patrick. Yeah... I think I can work with that. Give me 4 hours and you'll forget all about that Jon fellow At the end of your training were going to have a quiz. You'll be required to get on the phone with Kate to convince her to fly on out and hop in the Jello pool with Danika... :thumbsup:

Oh... and Kate will need to get a sitter...

 

[fc3]

Oh let him keep Jon and Kate! I'll even throw in a box of panty shields. Then Skibum and I can split the Snap-On tool van' contents 50/50. No point in all those good tools going to waste.

 

[Pseudomind]

Hey did anyone watch "Oxtomom?" :smt043:smt043Now that's a wreck just waiting to be cleaned up.

Able to drop a litter at a single bound...Up, up, up and away! :smt043:smt043