IanBat
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- Nov 19, 2011
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- Boat Info
- Pro Tournament 36' 1999
- Engines
- Twin Cummins 5.9L 370hp B Series
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Mark, That was funny. :smt043
PUNOGRAPHY · I tried to catch some fog. I mist. · When chemists die, they barium. · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. · How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. · This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. · I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. · I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. · They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O. · This dyslexic man walks into a bra . · PMS jokes aren't funny, period. · I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. · A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils. · When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. · What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. · I wondered why the cricket ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! · Broken pencils are pointless. · What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. · I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. · All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. · I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. · Velcro - what a rip off! * Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. |
Spare a thought for the guy who told his wife that he was going on a business trip to China aboard that ill-fated Malaysian flight MH 370, and now can't leave his girl friend's apartment!
IanBat;746708 No taxes said:Ha, we know of guys who are supposedly disabled and on union disability pensions and live exactly like that.:huh: What am I doin' wrong?