Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[Steve S]

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[fr8dog]

 

[techmitch]

Merry Christmas
Sorry to text so early, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I’d get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your attitude in 2022, I have decided to extend our friendship another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you... Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don’t care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals! You hang in there cupcake, because your fucking special to me, and your my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone/computer screen, you crayon eating mother fucker!
Merry Christmas
Don’t fuck it up! All the best in 2023!

Merry Christmas

 

[Gofirstclass]

One nice thing about near-zero temps is that I can drink a beer and it warms me up!

 

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[Steve S]

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[DougLas]

 

[Nater Potater]

Where I was going with that is that I don't know 5 people that I'd want to sit that close to!

 

[Halfhitch]

Now Nater, I know you don't like math but on your couch for 5 you can only sit next to 4 people.

 

[Nater Potater]

Now Nater, I know you don't like math but on your couch for 5 you can only sit next to 4 people.

Actually, I was envisioning laying across the other's laps...

 

[Nater Potater]

When you turn the Chicago bulls logo upside down…..it looks like a robot violating a crab!

 

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