Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[mratlndmrk]

 

[Gofirstclass]

 

[JimG]

 

[mratlndmrk]

Tell me you catch and release without telling me you catch and release........

 

[fr8dog]

 

[unsalted]

A new pub opened up just down the street. I love it because it’s a quick 5 minute walk, so no car. Unfortunately it’s a 45 minute return trip. The difference is just staggering.

 

[ErikE]

 

[ErikE]

It's tough being a Lions fan.

 

[ErikE]

Not sure why my wife is in the Head gagging. Maybe I should have used a garden rake?

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[Timeflys]

“ I had the right to remain silent…….I just didn’t have the ability”

…………. Ron White..

 

[DougLas]

A guy was having sex with a prostitute on the windowsill at a house of ill repute. When all of a sudden, they both fell to the ground. There was a knock on the door where the madam answered to see a drunk standing there. She asked well what do you want? Oh nothing just thought you should know your sign fell down.

 

[MonacoMike]

 

[Nater Potater]

A guy was having sex with a prostitute on the windowsill at a house of ill repute. When all of a sudden, they both fell to the ground. There was a knock on the door where the madam answered to see a drunk standing there. She asked well what do you want? Oh nothing just thought you should know your sign fell down.

Isn't that a scene from "High Plains Drifter"?

 

[mratlndmrk]

 

[Steve S]