Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[MrHappy]

 

[MrHappy]

 

[Blueone]

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I have been bumper to bumper in a round about and the lady is honking and giving me the finger….. if only the first thing that would come to my mind is get my phone

 

[RBB]

Every forum that @El Capitan posts in.

Gee u r persistent sir, u may need a Dr. He not that bad at all.

 

[K-DUB]

 

[JMG]

Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection, and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. To scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!

Guy: Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion.

Doctor: Good! You understand the story! Next patient please!

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[MonacoMike]

 

[mratlndmrk]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[DougLas]

Bill I hear you work for the government.
John Yes, I am in the FBI Central Intelligence.
Bill So what can you tell me working there?
John About me or you?

 

[see ray]

Out in front of a boat dealer

 

[K-DUB]

 

[MrHappy]

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