Joke Thread.. post 'em if you got 'em

[tc410]

Damn… I assumed that was the @El Capitan “Book of Things I’m an Expert At Volume I.” Volume II being, of course, the @MonacoMike “Book of Things I’m an Expert At.”

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

See “Can plane takeoff?” Thread……8 pages and counting!

I have not opened that thread yet, but the fact that it is going on this long is proof positive that there are some on this board who do not understand lift

 

[OllieC]

What is this "women" you speak of? Can you define it?

"I cannot under oath"

 

[OllieC]

I have not opened that thread yet, but the fact that it is going on this long is proof positive that there are some on this board who do not understand lift

....or thrust

 

[tc410]

"I cannot under oath"
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Trying to get this thread moved to the holding tank? weird

 

[Nater Potater]

Damn… I assumed that was the @El Capitan “Book of Things I’m an Expert At Volume I.” Volume II being, of course, the @MonacoMike “Book of Things I’m an Expert At.”

What makes me laugh is the way you seem to be obsessively trolling those two. I've noticed a number of entries that are off-topic, but calling out @El Capitan in particular.

 

[OllieC]

Trying to get this thread moved to the holding tank? weird

I thought I had that deleted, but you're just too good.

 

[tc410]

What makes me laugh is the way you seem to be obsessively trolling those two. I've noticed a number of entries that are off-topic, but calling out @El Capitan in particular.

I’m glad you find the humor in it! That’s what it’s all about! And they take the bait hook, line and sinker - every time!

 

[RBB]

What makes me laugh is the way you seem to be obsessively trolling those two. I've noticed a number of entries that are off-topic, but calling out @El Capitan in particular.

this guy is above us normal folks sir.

 

[RBB]

Nater, not so sure he is bright.

 

[Pirate Lady]

Saw a movie recently, guy said “the rooster”. Settles that argument.

 

[firecadet613]

this guy is above us normal folks sir.

I think he's just got a hard on for him...

 

[RBB]

I think he's just got a hard on for him...

yep, needs to stick it up his own arse

 

[The Bill Collector]

watch this and if you aren't smiling at the end something is wrong...

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=323151243066196

 

[techmitch]

watch this and if you aren't smiling at the end something is wrong...

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=323151243066196

Can I please get a link to that one?

 

[Blueone]

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

 

[The Bill Collector]

Can I please get a link to that one?

Sent

 

[K-DUB]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]