It’s official. I’m a lesbian

[Presentation]

So I offer to buy this gal a drink. She said “You don’t have to do that, I’m a lesbian.”

I say “What do you mean?”

She says “OK, I’ll explain it to you. Did you see the photo in the USA Today of Lindsay Lohan wearing that tight white dress as she was headed back to court again?

Reference: http://content.usatoday.com/communi...ohan-considers-plea-deal-tweets-about-dress/1


I said “Yea, I saw it.”

She said “Well, I’d just love to grab her, pull the dress off and rub my hands all over her body.”


After a long pause I said “…….shoot, I’m a lesbian too.”

 

[Gofirstclass]

Hmmmmmm, maybe I am one too. I like to do many of the same things lesbians do, does that make me one?

 

[1956olds]

No i dont think it makes you one .But when i die i want to come back as one two reasons ,one i want to tee off from thr reds,the other ......well

 

[shadow]

Heard that joke a different way. Man in a bar buys a woman a drink. They begin talking and the man says he is an airline pilot, flys planes all over the world. The woman says she is a lesbian. She likes to feel womans bodies against hers and loves making wild passionate sex to woman. The woman then leaves the bar. The man then buys another woman a drink. This woman asks him tell me something about yourself. So he tells the woman "I thought I was a airline pilot but I just found out I am a lesbian.

 

[AKBASSKING]

I saw the white dress too!!:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Oh Oh does that mean I will get demerits.......:grin:

 

[MonacoMike]

That joke is ridiculous. There's no way an Airline Pilot would spend the cash to buy someone a drink, let alone two.

That's even funnier. :smt043

 

[Presentation]

That joke is ridiculous. There's no way an Airline Pilot would spend the cash to buy someone a drink, let alone two.

LMAO!

That is funny!

 

[Stray Cat]

some gals like snack crackers, and some, vice versa

 

[OldSkool]

So if I'm a girl trapped in a mans body and like girls am I a Lesbian or straight????:smt021:smt021:smt021

 

[Summer Fun II]

Both. :thumbsup:

 

[cpt. sundancer]

That joke is ridiculous. There's no way an Airline Pilot would spend the cash to buy someone a drink, let alone two.

LOL OK now THAT IS FUNNY! Seeing I have a particular dislike for a particular airline pilot!!!

 

[carterchapman]

That joke is ridiculous. There's no way an Airline Pilot would spend the cash to buy someone a drink, let alone two.

See, Scott know the difference between a Captain and a canoe...

The canoe tips....

 

[floriduramax1]

Speaking of lesbians....
http://patriotupdate.com/3036/california-wants-lesbians-as-mandatory-role-models

Unfreakinbelievable:smt021:smt021 One more reason I'm glad to not be out there!

 

[Woody]

Coming soon to an airline near you, http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/02/10/uk-thailand-transsexuals-idUSLNE71901020110210

 

[Summer Fun II]

WTF !!!.Thats unreal. :wow: . :wow: . :wow: . :wow:

 

[lacook]

This thread is a little (alot) on the vulgar side.

 

[mwph]

The only realy "vulgar" thing in the thread is the mention of that skanky broad Lohan.

 

[lacook]

So why did you read it? The title pretty much says it all, if it's offensive, the title should have be a tipoff.

Just saying.....

Because I could! Just curious why some threads and comments and people can do and say and post one thing and others cant. That is all. Basic curiosity.

 

[BlewByYou88]

Why do we call pilots, Captains? I mean...I don't call bus drivers, captains.....:huh:

 

[Presentation]

......my dad didn't spend eight years in medical school to be called mister....

So what does my 11 years at community college get me? (kidding)