Ka1oxd
New Member
- Nov 19, 2009
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- Boat Info
- 1988 Sea Ray 340 Sundancer
- Engines
- 7.4l inboards
OK guys, you will like this one
I went to have coffee with some friends tonight. It was at the local McD's and it was crowed. Ran into a friend of mine that I had not seen in a while. As we are getting ready to leave, one of my friends made a comment, that when the female hormones in my house start running wild, I just take off and go work on the boat. The other guy did not know I had bought this newer boat and started of with my normal loud voice: " I have a mistress that my wife loves. She lets me spend money on her", out of the corner of my eye I see this older woman (younger than me, about 40) stop dead in her tracks and she starts looking at me, so I continued. "And yes she is a beauty, she is 24 years old, built solid, and my wife enjoys the weekend with her" At that point I can see the woman's mouth drop and she starts walking towards me, and I said, "She is 39 feet long and 12 foot wide".
At that point I turn to the woman and her mouth hit the floor and she started to laugh. I turned towards her and said, "I got you"
All the guys were laughing like hell because they knew where I was going with my statements.
Is it funny that you can be in a large room with 20 people or so, and as soon as you mention a mistress, all the women stop talking and the guys start looking at them to see why they stopped talking? I guess that is one way to have some people close their mouth.
I went to have coffee with some friends tonight. It was at the local McD's and it was crowed. Ran into a friend of mine that I had not seen in a while. As we are getting ready to leave, one of my friends made a comment, that when the female hormones in my house start running wild, I just take off and go work on the boat. The other guy did not know I had bought this newer boat and started of with my normal loud voice: " I have a mistress that my wife loves. She lets me spend money on her", out of the corner of my eye I see this older woman (younger than me, about 40) stop dead in her tracks and she starts looking at me, so I continued. "And yes she is a beauty, she is 24 years old, built solid, and my wife enjoys the weekend with her" At that point I can see the woman's mouth drop and she starts walking towards me, and I said, "She is 39 feet long and 12 foot wide".
At that point I turn to the woman and her mouth hit the floor and she started to laugh. I turned towards her and said, "I got you"
All the guys were laughing like hell because they knew where I was going with my statements.
Is it funny that you can be in a large room with 20 people or so, and as soon as you mention a mistress, all the women stop talking and the guys start looking at them to see why they stopped talking? I guess that is one way to have some people close their mouth.
