How old a feller are ya?

[El Capitan]

View attachment 122670 I’m 50 my wife is 48. We’re a blended family with 4 kids. Ranging from 20-13. We been married now for 8 years.

You must be a great salesman!

 

[rustybronco]

I will be 68 in a few weeks.

Three herniated discs that has left me with permanent nerve damage on all four extremities. Decided to buy a boat. How smart is that?

I'm outside working on a temporary replacement trailer that had been neglected for too many years. I had to make and weld on a replacement fender mounting bracket and cut away a p*ss poor weld on the other to redo. New lights and starboard clearance lights are done. Port side is up next.

I'll stop working when I drop dead.

 

[mdolesh]

I'm 41 my wife is 35. We have been married for 10 years. We have 2 kids (10yr old boy, 7yr old girl) and a Black Lab. We bought our 1st boat, a 290DA, in November of 2019 during the winter and our second/current boat, a 370 Venture, in August of 2021 (from a member in TX). We even sold our house and moved closer to the water because we have enjoyed every minute of boating.

 

[Saverio]

You must be a great salesman!

Wow. someone sounds a little jelly. lol

 

[highslice]

Wow. someone sounds a little jelly. lol

I think he's saying you may have out kicked your coverage.

 

[El Capitan]

Wow. someone sounds a little jelly. lol

You definitely got the better deal.

 

[Tim Fila]

I'm 49, wife 45. Married 26 years. Four kids, 25,22,9,6. One grand daughter. 2 dogs, 2 cats, 6 chickens...

Head to the lake on Thursdays with the young kids, and come back on Sunday.

 

[nelson Gay]

53 wife 48 married 17 years 2 boys 15 and 10 hint get married younger to start a family
oh and 3rd boat I've owned 2 that actually ran but fun to work on every one

 

[DougLas]

Married right out of high school in 1970. And still together today. We helped each other get through college. Wife ended up with an Associate's Degree and I ended up with a Bachelor's Degree.

 

[El Capitan]

Married 21 years to same girl.

Going steady w same girlfriend 3 mos.

 

[Creekwood]

Here is a helpful hint:
Never introduce your wife by saying "This is my first wife, XXXX".
Your friends will be confused and your wife won't think its as funny as you do.

 

[Blueone]

We helped each other get through collage.

Was that a funny ?

 

[spikedaddy99]

Here is a helpful hint:
Never introduce your wife by saying "This is my first wife, XXXX".
Your friends will be confused and your wife won't think its as funny as you do.

I say "this is my last wife"

 

[Nater Potater]

I say "this is my last wife"

How about "This is my latest wife"?

 

[bbwhitejr]

We changed marinas last fall. Met a dock mate and he introduced his wife using his ex-wife’s name. It was really funny!!

Bennett

 

[Tripsdad]

We changed marinas last fall. Met a dock mate and he introduced his wife using his ex-wife’s name. It was really funny!!

Bennett

I bet his wife didn’t think so!
Anytime my wife complains about something I’ve done or more likely didn’t do I tell her maybe your next husband will be perfect!

 

[Dani-Lu]

Was that a funny ?

Or ironic!

 

[techmitch]

I bet his wife didn’t think so!
Anytime my wife complains about something I’ve done or more likely didn’t do I tell her maybe your next husband will be perfect!

I resemble that remark.

 

[spikedaddy99]

Rob, I must use that line....

 

[highslice]

Rob, I must use that line....

My wife doesn't think "This is my wife for now" is nearly as funny as I do. Don't know why.