Guess who is in the dog house ??

[Summer Fun II]

Yep, Me & my beer.

I threw the rat turd in the water to cool off and that little b*stard sank like a rock. :wow:

Dee was screaming at me like a wild man... jump in and get her - jump in and get her !!.

It took Dee 4 wine coolers just to calm down over my little OOPS.

Then, I tried to turn the blame onto her for not putting Snowball in her PFD, but that didn't work. :smt021







PS, NO pets were harmed or died by my screw-up. :smt001

 

[KarenS]

it....sank???
Must be defective...take it back for a newer model!!

 

[moparlvr4406]

did you have to give it mouth to mouth ???

 

[Summer Fun II]

No, But she did cough up a little water.

We're going back to the boat in 3hrs and guess who isn't coming with us. :grin:

 

[KarenS]

I thought ALL dogs had the instinct to start paddling!! We hover the two Yorkies that boat with us over the water all the time just to watch then air swim lol

 

[Crushin It]

We're going back to the boat in 3hrs and guess who isn't coming with us. :grin:

Dee?

 

[Summer Fun II]

Karen, Not this one :grin:. I found out quickly she's NOT water dog. :lol:


villain style, Nope not her. :smt001

 

[moparlvr4406]

so how much beer had the furball consumed ??

 

[gumbyjb]

Musta had a hole in it. Patch it and try again?

My wife had an English Bulldog when we first met. Thing was so face-heavy, it had no chance of being able to swim. Never even made it on the boat.

 

[moparlvr4406]

we are taking the Gordon Setter for her first overniter on the boat
she is a bird dog ...NOT a water dog for sure
we'll see how this works out

 

[sdarc]

can't keep mine out of the water.... now if he'll just learn to use the Paws Aboard ladder I won't have to wear my truss anymore.

 

[spfortjohn]

Both of my Maltipoos swim like fish. Problem is they want to jump off the boat so we must keep a leash on them or they are in the water if we stop the boat.

 

[dwna1a]

Feed the rat a key float.... Next time it won't go down so fast, oh don't forget a bright orange hair bow to locate it by. Better yet next time toss them both in... One can teach the other to swim :grin: or not :smt043

 

[Summer Fun II]

Just look at this stupid...... I can't swim pocket dog. :smt021.

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I wouldn't blame you guys if you banned me from CSR for owning this rat turd. :smt089

Hey BOC !!! I might be back on there with my stupid rat turd. :smt024 . :grin:

 

[dwna1a]

All that hair the damn thing should float

 

[OldSkool]

Looks like something you would tie to the end of a fly rod line. Maybe catch a nice trout.:lol:

 

[Pietro]

It took some posts to understand "rat turd" was your dog!!! I just thought it was, well...turd form rats :huh:

I've learned something today, thank you! :grin::grin::grin:

 

[320Bob]

Guess Wayne you just refuted the well established scientific principle that s**t floats!!

 

[CV-23]

Looks like something you would tie to the end of a fly rod line. Maybe catch a nice trout.:lol:

That was my first thought also!!!

 

[Iprof]

I have a Boston Bulldogge, 37lb and can`t swim a stroke, sinks like a stone. We keep her life jacket on her most of the time.

Wayne put a key floaty around her neck that should keep it afloat. You take that and get it`s hair cut, I think the comment in the other thread about your man card was well founded now. :smt009

Ken