Funny Shit

[highslice]

I’ve been rear-ended twice in 2 different work trucks, both times by a car that had been sitting behind me, stopped for more than a minute on a red. Just decided to go ahead and hit me. Mrs got hit in her SUV, same scenario but fortunately the hitch was in. Just morons in lalaland.

The screwing over I took that prevented me from being able to buy the house I wanted at the low rates definitely has me second-guessing this particular area, not Florida but definitely cape f*ckwit with all of the useless midwestern snowboomers.


Yes, midwestern snowf*ckwits are absolutely the DUMBEST people you will ever meet. If you meet this description, look at the mirror. You’re most likely beyond reprehensible and totally useless

Was it something I said?

 

[TimW]

We don’t have a thread for “so true” so I put this here

 

[Stray Current]

Does it help that I’m no longer a big fan of snow? This winter was great,it was a record LOW accumulation.

I’m only going by what I see michihionois plates doing. I’m still pretty open minded despite my totally justified prejudices setting in since ‘21

If certain demographics want to continue to be useless and retarded , they can absolutely do so but it will be noted and used against them

 

[Steve S]

 

[USMC(ret)]

 

[USMC(ret)]

Seems recently appropriate?

 

[TimW]

I’m only going by what I see michihionois plates doing. I’m still pretty open minded despite my totally justified prejudices setting in since ‘21

If certain demographics want to continue to be useless and retarded , they can absolutely do so but it will be noted and used against them

Well, the second half of “michihionois” we have been know to call FIBbers — F’n Illinois B@st@rds.

 

[Stray Current]

Well, the second half of “michihionois” we have been know to call FIBbers — F’n Illinois B@st@rds.

Well, between hating Illinois and not being from Ohio you might be ok. Ohidiots with their Ohio plates are by far the weakest link I have ever seen

 

[TimW]

Well, between hating Illinois and not being from Ohio you might be ok. Ohidiots with their Ohio plates are by far the weakest link I have ever seen

Uh oh
Mighta been born in Ohio

Grew up in Mi. and been back in Mi. for the last 30 years.

 

[TimW]

Ohidiots with their Ohio plates are by far the weakest link I have ever seen

You can tell when you hit the state line during a snowstorm!!

They are all over the place.

 

[highslice]

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We don’t have a thread for “so true” so I put this here

Dean! aka Jenson Ackles...

 

[highslice]

You can tell when you hit the state line during a snowstorm!!

They are all over the place.

Born and raised in Missouri. Have had one car accident in 41 years of driving.

I used to fly with my wife and kids into Cleveland, rent a car and drive to Pittsburgh to visit my sister's family. I HATED driving in Ohio. Phoenix is my 2nd least favorite place to drive.

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

 

[JayhawkCurtis]

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Casings

 

[Stray Current]

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Seems recently appropriate?

that would certainly explain a lot of things

 

[randmhall]

Maybe you’re not guilty, but I only report what I see….

midwestern snowpigeons are the pontoon boat owners of life, aka firewood

Wow, this got off track. This is a Joke Thread. Can't we all get along and just agree to hate the French?

 

[Stray Current]

You can tell when you hit the state line during a snowstorm!!

They are all over the place.

Born and raised in Missouri. Have had one car accident in 41 years of driving.

I used to fly with my wife and kids into Cleveland, rent a car and drive to Pittsburgh to visit my sister's family. I HATED driving in Ohio. Phoenix is my 2nd least favorite place to drive.

so it’s not my imagination then?

Wow, this got off track. This is a Joke Thread. Can't we all get along and just agree to hate the French?

Dont read anything I say too seriously. And yes

 

[highslice]

so it’s not my imagination then?

Dont read anything I say too seriously. And yes

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No, Ohio drivers suck. But Missouri drivers (except me) act like they've never driven in snow the first snow of every year. People suck everywhere.

 

[Stray Current]

 

[TimW]

so it’s not my imagination then?

Can’t say for sure, but in this particular case: No not your imagination

Dont read anything I say too seriously. And yes

100%
Most of this little thread hijack was us having fun at my expense, which I started.