Funny Shit

[USMC(ret)]

 

[USMC(ret)]

 

[USMC(ret)]

 

[Stray Current]

When the snowpigeons refuse to fly back north and keep crashing on flat, straight, dry sections of roadway

 

[OllieC]

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When the snowpigeons refuse to fly back north and keep crashing on flat, straight, dry sections of roadway

HAHA! My neighbor snow pigeons get back from SW FL today.

 

[Stray Current]

HAHA! My neighbor snow pigeons get back from SW FL today.

I’m looking forward to finally being able to use my turbochargers again. No boost since Christmas! Just boxed up going 9-19 under the limit EVERYWHERE

 

[highslice]

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When the snowpigeons refuse to fly back north and keep crashing on flat, straight, dry sections of roadway

Seems like a you problem.

 

[Stray Current]

Seems like a you problem.

Yes, they are my problem

 

[highslice]

Yes, they are my problem

I will gladly take it on if my wife will agree to move there.

 

[Stray Current]

I will gladly take it on if my wife will agree to move there.

My realtor was telling me something like 70% of people who have moved here in the last three years have buyers remorse. I would definitely suggest two weeks in August and two weeks in peak moron season before you make any commitment

You will see a lot of funny shit on the road though

 

[highslice]

My realtor was telling me something like 70% of people who have moved here in the last three years have buyers remorse. I would definitely suggest two weeks in August and two weeks in peak moron season before you make any commitment

You will see a lot of funny shit on the road though

I have been there in August. Only difference between the heat in Florida and Missouri is that there is a breeze in Florida. We have all the humidity you do. I have not been in SW Florida in the winter/spring. Only in Destin.

 

[Steve S]

My realtor was telling me something like 70% of people who have moved here in the last three years have buyers remorse. I would definitely suggest two weeks in August and two weeks in peak moron season before you make any commitment

You will see a lot of funny shit on the road though

I lived in Orlando for 3 years. Well familiar with the weather and morons on the road. No buyers remorse. Ex wanted to move back to take care of her mother. My daughter wishes we still lived there - she loved the house I had built.

 

[USMC(ret)]

I will gladly take it on if my wife will agree to move there.

My realtor was telling me something like 70% of people who have moved here in the last three years have buyers remorse. I would definitely suggest two weeks in August and two weeks in peak moron season before you make any commitment

You will see a lot of funny shit on the road though

NC & MS are horrible - don’t move there! (esp if you’re currently much farther north of the 38th parallel)

 

[highslice]

NC & MS are horrible - don’t move there! (esp if you’re currently much farther north of the 38th parallel)
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I have spent a lot of time in New Bern, NC. I like it there. But if I move south, the furthest north would be SC. MS has never been a consideration.

 

[Gofirstclass]

We've been snow birds in the Phoenix area for 16+ years and love it. Yesterday it was 89 degrees and we spent most of the afternoon in the pool.

One more week and we head back WA.

 

[TimW]

 

[Stray Current]

I have been there in August. Only difference between the heat in Florida and Missouri is that there is a breeze in Florida. We have all the humidity you do. I have not been in SW Florida in the winter/spring. Only in Destin.

I’ve been rear-ended twice in 2 different work trucks, both times by a car that had been sitting behind me, stopped for more than a minute on a red. Just decided to go ahead and hit me. Mrs got hit in her SUV, same scenario but fortunately the hitch was in. Just morons in lalaland.

The screwing over I took that prevented me from being able to buy the house I wanted at the low rates definitely has me second-guessing this particular area, not Florida but definitely cape f*ckwit with all of the useless midwestern snowboomers.


Yes, midwestern snowf*ckwits are absolutely the DUMBEST people you will ever meet. If you meet this description, look at the mirror. You’re most likely beyond reprehensible and totally useless

 

[TimW]

Yes, midwestern snowf*ckwits are absolutely the DUMBEST people you will ever meet. If you meet this description, look at the mirror. You’re most likely beyond reprehensible and totally useless

Up yours.

I may be reprehensible, but I’m NOT useless.

 

[Stray Current]

Up yours.

I may be reprehensible, but I’m NOT useless.

Maybe you’re not guilty, but I only report what I see….

midwestern snowpigeons are the pontoon boat owners of life, aka firewood

 

[TimW]

Maybe you’re not guilty, but I only report what I see….

midwestern snowpigeons are the pontoon boat owners of life, aka firewood

Does it help that I’m no longer a big fan of snow? This winter was great,it was a record LOW accumulation.