Funny Shit

Pirate Lady said:
I used to make jokes about pontoons. No more. Yesterday we sitting at tiki bar on bay and i saw some pontoons flying across off the beach. I mean flying. Way faster than my boat would go. Those things are getting seriously fast. I guess they come a long way. saw one with 3 tubes. One in middle, a tritoon? Had to be doing 40 50mph.
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I don’t care how fast they go…. I still make fun of them….. and I owned one in the past
 
Blueone said:
I don’t care how fast they go…. I still make fun of them….. and I owned one in the past
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The faster they go the faster they crash. Watching them dock is hilarious, half of them bounce off the finger and end up perpendicular to the slip. And there is always one person standing on the platform at the front of the toon that almost gets killed when they bounce off the dock.
 
Pirate Lady said:
I used to make jokes about pontoons. No more. Yesterday we sitting at tiki bar on bay and i saw some pontoons flying across off the beach. I mean flying. Way faster than my boat would go. Those things are getting seriously fast. I guess they come a long way. saw one with 3 tubes. One in middle, a tritoon? Had to be doing 40 50mph.
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Mine is lucky to hit 15mph. But that is okay because my lake is small. We recently named it because it’s a behemoth and the largest on the lake (happenstance).
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OllieC said:
Mine is lucky to hit 15mph. But that is okay because my lake is small. We recently named it because it’s a behemoth and the largest on the lake (happenstance).
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There are a couple of Utube videos out there with powerful toons. There is one someone put a Mercruiser BBC in with a Bravo 1. Was doing 70 mph on radar gun.

Not with me on it !!!!!!!! Imagine one big gulp of air under it and over it goes.
 
Bill Curtis said:
There are a couple of Utube videos out there with powerful toons. There is one someone put a Mercruiser BBC in with a Bravo 1. Was doing 70 mph on radar gun.

Not with me on it !!!!!!!! Imagine one big gulp of air under it and over it goes.
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I’d also be afraid to burry it. The deck would peel off like roller blinds. From time-to-time we see pontoons on Superior. Not only do they look silly, it’s dangerous. These aren’t tritoons.
 
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