IanBat
New Member
- Nov 19, 2011
- 2,297
- Boat Info
- Pro Tournament 36' 1999
- Engines
- Twin Cummins 5.9L 370hp B Series
A friend (ex Colonel) shared this on facebook yesterday, which I did also. Then he sent me it on an email this morning, I thought some of you may appreciatte it.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Disown you for running around their house naked in front of a bunch of people none of you have ever met before.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Take photos and then join in with you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Think it's disgusting that you got so drunk you pissed yourself in somebody else's bed.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Help you turn the mattress over....
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you are too busy to ...talk to them for a week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after many, many years and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mum and Dad.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and then tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, 'Mate, we ****** up...but what a giggle ?
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with a shed full of direct quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'm home, got any beer !
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Share a few experiences.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Share a lifetime of experiences no civilian could ever dream of.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "You had better drink the rest of that...don't waste it." Then, they will carry you home and put you safely to bed and watch over you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock the crap out of people who use your name in vain.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will call you 'mate' as a term of endearment.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will call you a w**ker or a tosser as a term of endearment.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this to their military mates
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Disown you for running around their house naked in front of a bunch of people none of you have ever met before.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Take photos and then join in with you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Think it's disgusting that you got so drunk you pissed yourself in somebody else's bed.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Help you turn the mattress over....
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you are too busy to ...talk to them for a week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after many, many years and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mum and Dad.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and then tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, 'Mate, we ****** up...but what a giggle ?
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with a shed full of direct quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'm home, got any beer !
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Share a few experiences.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Share a lifetime of experiences no civilian could ever dream of.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "You had better drink the rest of that...don't waste it." Then, they will carry you home and put you safely to bed and watch over you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock the crap out of people who use your name in vain.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will call you 'mate' as a term of endearment.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will call you a w**ker or a tosser as a term of endearment.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this to their military mates