Dumbass

You had to know that pair was doomed from the start.

Any dude that would pick a running mate that can eat a roasted ear of corn thru a chicken wire fence hasn't much future as a convict on the run.
Okay…. What the heck does that mean?…. The visual didn’t help…. I thought Buck teeth…. But that didn’t help. Chicken wire ?…..You need to help a guy out
 
Okay…. What the heck does that mean?…. The visual didn’t help…. I thought Buck teeth…. But that didn’t help. Chicken wire ?…..You need to help a guy out


Try this:
https://www.homedepot.com/p/YARDGARD-1-in-x-4-ft-x-25-ft-20-Gauge-Poultry-Netting-308406B/202285861
Put that woman in a chicken wire fence an set a basket of corn on the cob within reach she woild never starve.

For you Northerners, Chicken wire is SOuthern for Poultry Netting.


This fiasco happened in the news area covered by the Nashville Stations. It seems that after "camping" in a stolen car" so long it stopped being fun, the pair decided on the easy way out….."Death By Cop". Their plan was to engage the LEO's surrounding them and to shoot as many of them as they could. A local deputy Sheriff ran into their get-away car and forced it into a drainage ditch. At that point the female fugitive shot herself in the chest and the news at noon reported that she did not survive.
 
Okay…. What the heck does that mean?…. The visual didn’t help…. I thought Buck teeth…. But that didn’t help. Chicken wire ?…..You need to help a guy out
A visual?:D
A country boy would know what he means....'that woman could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence'
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If there is one positive aspect of outrageous gas prices, it would be that you guys appear to be spending more time docked and posting some really funny shit.
 
And before a wise Canadian corrects me....yes, of course, I know it's not actually a peninsula. :)

I'm a troll dumb enough to marry a Yooper and spent 3/4 of my college years in Marquette.

National Geographic definition of "peninsula": A peninsula is a piece of land that is almost entirely surrounded by water but is connected to the mainland on one side.

Any Canuck, or anyone else, who thinks ~1700 miles of shoreline and a ~190 mile long connection to Cheesehead land doesn't meet the definition of a peninsula really needs to lay off the wacky tabacky:p:D:p:D
 

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