Dumb Halloween Jokes

[Fetch ND]

[FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom


Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! ![/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]![/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]![/FONT][FONT=Tahoma, Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]
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'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'[/FONT]

 

[Fetch ND]

I bet your thrilled to read these :grin:

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP..

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...on his heels!


The terrified man runs faster!

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
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The coffin stops

 

[fc3]

Ummm... You can own this topic.

 

[83searay]

NO WAY, that was lame....

 

[dpvandy01]

Horse walkin in to a bar and the bartender says


"Hey what's with the long face"