Does your dog eat turds?

Four Suns

Four Suns

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Oct 4, 2006
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I'm having a hell of a time keeping one of my Golden Retrievers out of the cat box... It's one of these kitty litter boxes with a plastic cover on it so it's like a "pooping room" for the cat. Everytime I go into the laundry room where this thing is, the damn dog is in this thing (which is about 2' square) in dog heaven foaming at the mouth eating these cat litter crusted turds. It's like a Dunkin Donuts...

Am I the only one with the problem? Shoot the cat? Do I need a union?

Gotta be a way to make money on this... Are cat turds something the FDA would monitor if I sold them?
 
I'm saving on dog food, my dog lives for the cat ****, so I cut his food in half. That will teach him. Let me know if you find a union for this group, my dad is a union buster and he can consult for us (remember the air traffic controllers strike, that was his work)
 
Don't have that problem.
But... my son's dog, an Aussie, loves to slurp up goose s**t while on a walk.
Then she s**ts green for a week.

Can I call a union goose s**t sweeper to my ex's block to clean before I go over to walk the dog?

Dan
 
My wife uses this litter that turns cat piss into a hard clump, our dog loves them. He also cleans out the turds if he has time.

The other day he climbed up on my lap and burped, holey
sh!t does his breath stink.
 
Where do you come up with this stuff???
Stop it, and get that book done! I was hoping for one for Christmas this year.
 
Ewww... but yes, my ex-gf's Aussie did this too. Yuk!
 
sfergson727 said:
Jack, What kind of wimpy little doggie do you have, that a cat could whip it's butt?
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Pug, the cat is huge, I don't think the dogs right in the head though, I ask my wife the other day how long he'll be like this and she said forever.
 
I've seen my dog sampling some deer jelly beans a few times. He has some pearly white teeth and healthy looking gums :huh:....maybe our pets know something we don't. I'm sure it don't hurt that he is a non-smoker.
 
Jack F said:
Our cats bigger than the dog ....
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Same here. We put a piece of wood to prevent the dog to go in the room where the cat box is. Not a problem for the cat to jump over it.

My sister had a black lab that loved cat's turds. The problem was that the dog was also eating chunks of litter. He died from some kind of kidney disease because of that.
 
You guys have sh*t eating dogs ??. I live out in cow country and we don't have that out here. :grin:
 
sfergson727 said:
Our dog loves Kitty Kandy too! I wish she would just cut to the chase and eat the cat.
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AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our cat is 13, and I'm counting the days...

Damn cat was a deal I made w/my wife to get a big screen back them. Most expensive TV EVER!

Kevin
 
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJknzSvtOMA[/YOUTUBE]
 
Isn't eating poop like eating grass or dirt for dogs? I've heard that something is missing from their diet and they are trying to compensate. Thank god I don't have cats!
 
Daniel P Thomas said:
Don't have that problem.
But... my son's dog, an Aussie, loves to slurp up goose s**t while on a walk.
Then she s**ts green for a week.

Can I call a union goose s**t sweeper to my ex's block to clean before I go over to walk the dog?

Dan
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Yes but no Eagle Scouts or any other scouts for that matter. :smt043
 
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