Dangerous and Volitile Cargo - Manure in Bilge

chollyjohn

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Richmond & Morattico, VA
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1992 Sea Ray 310 Sportbridge - Only 41 Made by Brunswick
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MANURE LESSON

You learn something everyday...here's your lesson for today:

Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be
transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer's
invention, so large shipments of manure were common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than
when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became
heavier, but the process of fermentation began
again, of which a by product is methane gas As the
stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and
did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time
someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were de stroyed in this manner before it was
determined just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always
stamped with the term 'Ship High In Transit' on them, which meant
for the sailors to stow it high enough off of the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold
would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ' , (Ship High In Transport) which
has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
You probably did not know the true history of this word.

Neither did I.

I had always thought it was a golfing term


HOPE THIS fact BRINGS A SMILE :smt001 OR TWO.
 
I have heard of a big turd, I have seen a bird turd, I have had the smell of one in making; some left by cows in the field and left in the sun for baking and soem that are covered by flies...... but I have never seen a turd-fly...Zip-a-dee-do-da!

But Wikipedia's meaning of turd is as follows:

1 sometimes vulgar : a piece of fecal matter
2 usually vulgar : a contemptible person

So now you know where flies go on a warm and Sunny Day. They lay their eggs and then fly away, come back on the first of May. Break their eggs and OH what joy, first: a little girl and then a little boy. Then they sing and travel far and eat all the peaches down in Georgiar. So now you know where flies go on a warm and sunny morning.
 
OH MAN! I have been exposed..... ney just a non-believer. My quest was to cause just JEST and not let such be held so seriously. Hark! Do I sence a class-action suit brewing? These chain emails can get you into trouble. I'd better watch my Port and Starboard and leave the stories to the Ship Historians. ARRRGH ARRGH AARRHH Sorry if I got "SHIT" wrong but I think I can recognize a "turd"
 
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I really wanted to believe that one about Shit too....
 
OH MAN! I have been exposed..... ney just a non-believer. My quest was to cause just JEST and not let such be held so seriously. Hark! Do I sence a class-action suit brewing? These chain emails can get you into trouble. I'd better watch my Port and Starboard and leave the stories to the Ship Historians. ARRRGH ARRGH AARRHH Sorry if I got "SHIT" wrong but I think I can recognize a "turd"

this was funnier than the original post!
good job!
 

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