Mike-n-Jolie
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Alright so,my redneck side came out today. I went to the party store to pick up the balloon order for my sons B-day. There was a lady in front of me. She wanted 20 ballons and wanted to know how much it would cost. The clerk told her the ballons are .89 a piece or a dozen for 8.99. She wants a damn calculator-literally! The lady wants to know if the clerk has a calculator! Now I'm getting irked. So,I do the math in my head and come up with $17.80. I announce my conclusion and the lady has the nerve,THE F'n NERVE to turn around and tell me "this isn't your business". Whiskey,Tango,Foxtrot? Now,I'm steamin! So, I dig in my pocket,find a quarter and SLAM it on the counter and say"there,just buy the two dozen and stop wasting everyones time". Then I whip out my reciept,force the clerk to accept it and go grab my balloons. This idiot starts the whole chicken necking "oh no you didn't" crap. "Yeah, I did". Now,I'm just beside myself with aggravation. So, I told her in plain Ebonics-"go "F" yourself. As I'm walking out of the store(ignoring the idiot) she's in the background yelling about racism. I can't wait til Tues.:smt038
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