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Big Island Lifer

Big Island Lifer

Active Member
Feb 1, 2010
1,406
Minnesota
Boat Info
'96 330 Formula SS
For Sale '85 255 Amberjack
Engines
Single 5.7
A buddy sent this to me:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/boa/3710890433.html

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Now that is funny!


Shaun
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He must be a transplant from alabama.
 
hope it has dual bilge pumps for all of the wet women that climb in :lol:
 
I had to copy the ad text so it will be preserved.

ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad ***** and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls ass tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had ***** magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 219 510 2340 cash or trade offers welcome. oh and if you could not flag my ad, that would be great. this is real and i have titles in hand for boat and trailer. it is SOLD, but people seem to enjoy the ad and i am enjoying the texts. thanks!
 
I can't help but think it really should have a nice big Johnson out back instead of that evinrude.
 
lol

Must be a used car salesman or Realtor. Have to give him credit he can write the ad copy (Doesn't sex sell). lol
 
Funny part is it's sold, he just likes the texts he is still getting.
 
chuck1 said:
lol

Must be a used car salesman or Realtor. Have to give him credit he can write the ad copy (Doesn't sex sell). lol
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That ad's so funny :grin:! Think he must be a used car salesman or Realtor and yes "sex does sell about anything". I have even seen hearing aid ads with a sex content (which works) and believe me they are hard to sell, they're a bit like coffins we will all need one but noone wants 'em:)
 
BritLady said:
That ad's so funny :grin:! Think he must be a used car salesman or Realtor and yes "sex does sell about anything". I have even seen hearing aid ads with a sex content (which works) and believe me they are hard to sell, they're a bit like coffins we will all need one but noone wants 'em:)
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but without them you can't hear the sweet nothings being whispered in your ear :wink:
 
moparlvr4406 said:
but without them you can't hear the sweet nothings being whispered in your ear :wink:
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Sooooooo true....we need you in our office to help out sales :)
 
I believe this is the reference the guy used for his ad title. It's from the movie "Step Brothers"

****WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE IN THIS VIDEO, PG-13 AT LEAST, POSSIBLY R RATED****

[video=youtube;o8T095mFdW8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=o8T095mFdW8[/video]
 
from the ad:

ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad ***** and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls ass tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had ***** magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 219 510 2340 cash or trade offers welcome. oh and if you could not flag my ad, that would be great. this is real and i have titles in hand for boat and trailer. it is SOLD, but people seem to enjoy the ad and i am enjoying the texts. thanks!
 
blaster said:
I had to copy the ad text so it will be preserved.

ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad ***** and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls ass tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had ***** magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 219 510 2340 cash or trade offers welcome. oh and if you could not flag my ad, that would be great. this is real and i have titles in hand for boat and trailer. it is SOLD, but people seem to enjoy the ad and i am enjoying the texts. thanks!
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wish2fish said:
from the ad:

ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad ***** and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls ass tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had ***** magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 219 510 2340 cash or trade offers welcome. oh and if you could not flag my ad, that would be great. this is real and i have titles in hand for boat and trailer. it is SOLD, but people seem to enjoy the ad and i am enjoying the texts. thanks!
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You bowrider guys do think alike...

The ad was so funny...

MM
 
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