I figured this would be a great time to discuss the various pieces of boating/nautical advice that had been given to me by various old and not-so-old salts over the years.
1. Always avoid scratching your shaft. Unless it itches.
2. Don't piss off the windward side of a heeling sailboat.
3. Any port in a storm.(this from Grandpa about the ladies - a nautical way of saying beggars can't be choosers.)
4. If she's not pretty, it's an electrical problem. Beauty is a mere light switch away. (Again, thanks Grandpa)
5. Before leaving on a boat trip - never whistle while you pack, never bring a camera and always call before you get home.(to let the old lady shoo the motorcycle gang away from the house before your arrival...)
So there - now that's started, let's see the wisdom pour forth.
1. Always avoid scratching your shaft. Unless it itches.
2. Don't piss off the windward side of a heeling sailboat.
3. Any port in a storm.(this from Grandpa about the ladies - a nautical way of saying beggars can't be choosers.)
4. If she's not pretty, it's an electrical problem. Beauty is a mere light switch away. (Again, thanks Grandpa)
5. Before leaving on a boat trip - never whistle while you pack, never bring a camera and always call before you get home.(to let the old lady shoo the motorcycle gang away from the house before your arrival...)
So there - now that's started, let's see the wisdom pour forth.