Am I Alone in Thinking Go Fast Boats are Obnoxious??

320Bob

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Nov 2, 2009
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I have only been boating for 4 seasons now and I find Go Fast boats or perhaps Go Fast boat owners an assault on boating enjoyment. It started with my first boat in a low brow marina that had two of them. The first was a public launch with 3,100 horsepower and over 90 decibels of noise with his constant revving of the engines just to keep them running. The second was a 16' POS with a blown engine who also took great delight in rev the engine to an ear harming decibel level. Both boats ran on a stretch of the Illinois River that was no more than 1/2 mile across. Next was a clown at the Scorpion Bay Marina on Lake Pleasant outside Phoenix AZ. It was a nice Sunday morning and this jerk felt compelled to rev his engines to keep them running and to announce to the world that he had more horsepower than then next guy. Fast forward to the present and there is another one of these folks at my current marina on Lake Michigan right across from my slip that takes his beast out every Sunday morning when I do reving his engines just to keep them idling. Then the final straw was when I was tied up at the pier waiting for my dealer to bring a trailer to haul my boat out to get ready to ship to AZ. I was sitting at the helm enjoying my Sirius radio watching folks launch and pick up their boats at the North Point Marina public ramp. Then some clown launching his 30' Go Fast boat starts to rev his engine that startled me since I was completely relaxed enjoying the day and sights. Of course the engine died and the decibel assault was repeated.

Why do these people buy these 80+mph boats when they are not competitively racing and have rare opportunities to take the boats up to the speeds that they were designed for? I have a 496 with 400 HP in my 26' boat that will take it in excess of 55 mph which is far faster than I and I would think most would was to go, let alone do safely. So are these folks compensating for some other shortcoming or simply have no regard for others? Am I alone here or just acting my 63 years?
 
To the trawler crowd anything above 8-10 knots is the go fast boat. Every sea ray is designed to go fast......just saying. All in your perspective I guess and I would not like a motor head firing up open header boat.
 
PHP:
Well we also have a 292 Fastech formula. It is a blast at 75mph. We also have the choice to quiet the noise around the dock. Just like waverunners it is the operator not the boat.

Dont be a hater.
 
Well we also have a 292 Fastech formula. It is a blast at 75mph. We also have the choice to quiet the noise around the dock. Just like waverunners it is the operator not the boat.
Dont be a hater.

If all these Go Fast boats had the option to quiet their exhaust around the dock like you and did so, I would be suggesting group hugs. But as many things in life, it boils down to common courtesy by putting yourself in the other guys shoes. Most of your GF bretheren don't which is my gripe.
 
I'd love to take the helm of one of those babies just once but not own one. Like any toy, the owner/operator is the variable that makes it perfectly fine or some level of totally abnoxious.

Several years ago I was coming up river after dark following a sunset cruise for my inlaws. We were doing about 9 knots. Total darkness. Navigating on GPS and lighted nav aids. I heard a go fast in the distance behind me and in what seemed like seconds it past us about 15 yards to starboard like a rocket. No way to know but it was well over 50MPH. No running lights. He likely did not even see me. It just wasn't our time. Inlaws never knew what happened and I never told them.
 
We have a huge number of these boats traveling on the Ohio River in Cincinnati and most seem to like evenings or after dark to open them up. Every year it also seems one or 2 hit another boater and kills someone. Drinking contributed but the bottom line is most operators lack respect of what these boats were met for, mainly racing. While its cool, in the untrained hands of most of these drivers they just become deadly. I have a great respect for speed on the water, I raced Boats, Hydroplanes for over 35 years but also raised a family on the water on all kinds of boats. Maybe someone will start a course on proper operation of a Hi Performance boat with safety as the main goal.
 
I never understood why someone would choose to run a performance boat on a small lake or narrow river. Its bad enough when your on the beach and you hear them off shore, but in a cramped area? I've never gone faster than 80 on the water and have no real desire to. Many of those go fast guys probably are driving their first performance boat and don't have a lot of seat time. Couple that with their inferiority complex and some alcohol and you have high speed accidents waiting to happen.
 

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