After you die casket or cremated

I prepaid a few years ago to be cooked for $450 with a cheap azz urn included.
 
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I have too many projects uncompleted to die. But if I did, cremation, load up the boat with friends and family and dump me in the Pacific.
 
I have written in my will that I wish to be cremated and have my ashes spread upon the fire pits on the beach of Swinging Bridge Reservoir in Monticello, NY. Where I have spent the best times of my life. I camp there a lot and wish to be part of every party that goes on on that beach.
 
Who was the rock star that snorted his fathers ashes?

Cremation and let the family have a high on you at the cremation


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After talking with my poptart daughters Tracy & Stacey.
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They decided to join me at the bottom of Oneida Lake when they die. :smt038
 
Woah, excellent thread ya started here Wayne :thumbsup: On page four there I was tempted to chime in with the "Honda generator" idea again !!!!!

Cremate me and dump the ashes in the Inside Passage somewhere when you take a cruise or a charter from the mere proceeds of my estate. OR,,,,, the Admiral can dump them in the lake right from the bow of her boyfriend's "new to him" boat that happens to be the exact replica of my boat!!!!! Whatever ya do, don't be wasting precious money or real estate on my corpse. I think the Creator designed it so things would naturally "disappear" over a few months anyway. There's no point in prolonging the "disappearance" is there?
 
Cremated, and I'll take a few steaks and chicken in with me so they can enjoy them at the wake afterwards!.......no point wasting a good fire


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My father in law wanted his ashes in the Gulf so he was poured into the WI river, probably took a couple months to there.:lol:
 

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