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Lots of our threads have been wondering off topic.

Its possible members just want to post something but don’t have a place to post it. That or a lot of us suffer from ADHD - Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder or worse, ADHLAS.

If so, this thread is for you!

Simply reply to this post.

The only rule is your reply can have nothing to do with the post above yours.

Have fun!

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I think I have...

Nice picture, I don't see any skiers? They must not have winterized yet?
 
I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... Where are they?”
 
A.A.A.D.D..

KNOW THE SYMPTOMS!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first..

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water. I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.


Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....
 
Good thread. I finally cleaned my bilge.
 
took my wifes HOT, promiscuous friend on the boat for an over night trip--just her and me. Is my wife out of line for getting upset for me not making coffee?
 
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umm popcorn balls I made some no wait... she finished them. I got light bulbs out to replace burnt out kitchen light, left it on the counter she grabbed it got the step ladder and yup she fell off. Now how is that my fault??
 
I lost my keys.......................................................I can't see anything without them.
 
I just came from the doctor. He diagnosed me with CRS......Can't Remember S#$%
 
Now why can't you guys ever forget about the generator threads?
Pass the salt...
 
I think this is why my wife complains about me in bed. I start on one thing and can't seem to finish it without starting something else. So the mood gets lost because I can't find my sunglasses or the remote to see what teams are playing. :huh:
 
:smt009Do i really need viagra???? Hate that flush...
 
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