Was at a OSU football game at the Shoe in Columbus, Ohio......90k drunken football fans. Ascending the steps in the crowd to our seats, I saw a woman's purse under my feet....scooped it up. Got to our level and examined it. Loaded with all her money, credit cards, drivers license...you get it. She had an unusual last name so I found her on Facebook with my phone. I called her through Facebook (yes that is a thing...who knew?) and she answered....could barely hear her with the crowd noise but told her "I have you purse!".......the level of jubilation when she arrived at our seats with the stadium security dudes was next level. Maybe I'll get into heaven.