You might be a boat-nut if.....

you might be a boat nut if...

you have more pics of your boat in your wallet and on your desk than of your family... :lol:
 
sebagoman007 said:
I think anyone who lives with a meager 3 1/2 month NE boating season qualifies, don't you?

Bill
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Heck i've already been on it for 4 months. 4 more months to go. :smt038
 
You might be a boating nut if you have a duck bill valve on your keychain, used :lol:
 
You might be a boat-nut if:

-your wife has a vehicle licence plate frame that says: "Driver carries no cash, her husbund owns a boat"

-you have ever serviced your marine head on a lunch hour.
 
You might be a boat-nut if:

-you occasionally walk out to the boat on the trailer and pull the cover back, turn the radio on, take a relaxing seat in the boat and grab a six pack. This is done days during the winter before the boat is summerized.

-you almost get your house paid off, but pull a loan on it to buy a boat.

-you live in a bungalo because your toys are more important

-you stop spending money on your hot rod so you can buy a boat.

-your the president of the local car club, but you can never meet up with your fellow members because you are always on the lake :smt101
 
You might be a boat nut if:

-You suffer from “Land Sickness†during the work week, because your sea legs don’t quite work very well on land.
 
You might be a boat nut if. . . .


. . . .the number of boats (4) exceeds the number of family members (1)
 
Bottom Line said:
You accidentally, on purpose, :grin: :grin: forget something on the boat, so you have run back down during the week and get it.
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Hmmm, that reminds me... Gotta run I'll be back in a while honey!!! :cool:
 
You might be boat nut, if you think it's OK to burn $100 worth of fuel to cross the lake for $20 worth of terrible Chinese food.
 
You volunteer to read through each posting on CSR and make people mad when you enforce the regulations of the board :smt021
 
First Born said:
You volunteer to read through each posting on CSR and make people mad when you enforce the regulations of the board :smt021
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Somebody has to do it. :smt021 Keep up the good work. :thumbsup: Sorry is this a hijack :smt043
 
You and a buddy are sitting in your boat, on the trailer, in your driveway, listening to the boat stereo, drinking a beverage, and waving at your neighbors as they drive by. :cool:
 
OneMoreHour said:
You and a buddy are sitting in your boat, on the trailer, in your driveway, listening to the boat stereo, drinking a beverage, and waving at your neighbors as they drive by. :cool:
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Bill, that is "you may live in Greenville, Sc if" .... just joking buddy...could not pass it by... :smt043

Wesley
 
You might be a boat nut if:

You tell your wife that you'll be in the garage because the boat is lonely. :wink:

You take your wife out to the garage for a candle lite dinner on the swim platform.

You polish, wax, polish, wax, polish, wax, polish, wax, polish for 12 hours straight before going out on the lake. :thumbsup:
 
You might be a boat-nut if:

-the number of boat parts exceeds the number of classic car parts in your living room.

-both Playboy and Overtons arrive in the mail the same day and you opt for the Overtons catalog.

- still shop for boats on ebay long after you've purchased one (and you wife has made it very clear you can't have another one).

- have a SROC decal on every vehicle you own including son's skateboard.
 
I thought of another one...you try to convince your wife that eating out all of the time it overrated. :smt101 :smt101 If we just ate Ramen noodles at home...we could afford a bigger boat.
 
So many of these apply to me that I propose we number them, 1 - 100, and then post the numbers of the ones that actually do apply to you.
 
You may be a boat nut if you check into CSR more than once a day.

One more. This happened last night...

You may be a boat nut if you review all your cd's (250) for songs that have boat or water themes so you can make a boat tunes cd.

Maybe we could do a top ten (20,30) boat nut list.
 
1.) If $210 fill-ups for your boat seem reasonable, but $50 fill-ups in your car make you irate, you just might be a boat-nut...

2.) If you get invited to events and the first question you ask is "its not on a weekend is it?", you just might be a boat-nut...

3.) If you've ever washed and waxed your boat before going out at NIGHT, you just might be a boat-nut...

4.) If you've ever considered selling one of your vehicles to put that payment towards a boat, you just might be a boat nut...

5.) If you've read through all these replies and nodded at each one of them in agreement, you are definitely a boat nut!
 
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