You might be a boat-nut if.....

widowmaker

widowmaker

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Just for fun.

Along the lines of the Jeff Foxworthy redneck jokes, complete the sentence.

For example...

You might be a boat-nut if your boat costs more than your truck!!
 
You might be a boat-nut if :

You have a friend or relative that passes away and you offer to bury them at sea using your boat.
 
So far I'm 3 for 3....this could get serious....I might have to seek :smt100
 
You keep a spare line under your desk to practice knots during conference calls.

Darn you monkey fist... darn you...
 
You might Be a Boat nut if.......
1. you have a separate inbox folder at work to monitor the CSR traffic.
2. Commute to work a handful of times over the summer by boat
3. Tell people who invite me to weddings at 1PM on a Sat or Sun if they have someone that can pick us up at the marina around 12:30 :huh: and if they can't say "sorry We already made plans that weekend"
We fill our schedule in March on purpose :thumbsup: the summer goes too fast
 
You tell your daughter she can only go to college if she helps you sell your older boat.
 
Here's what the Local Bayliner/Maxum dealers slogan has been for 25+ years
obc_logo_portal.jpg

At Olympic Boat Centers, we’ll make a Boatnut out of you!
boatnut.com
 
well my wife calls me a boat nut because we go eat at a place called "brewmaster" once in a while. and THEY HAVE A DOCK outside.. so its a 5 minute drive by car to go eat.. BUT.. its a 20 min drive to the boat ramp and 10 mins to unload, and 30 mins on the water....

and i choose to boat in instead of drive.. LOL... if thats not a boat nut i hav eno idea what is!!!!
 
These are good! Keep it up. I think we may have a widespread outbreak of "boat-nut" - itis on this site.
 
crOck...that sounds like us! Much better 'cool' factor to let everyone watch you arrive by boat than just drive up! :cool: (i will admit that our ramp is only a couple minutes away tho) Then we get to sit and look out at how nice the boat looks as the restaurant sits on a hill overlooking the marina.
 
if:

1. You've ever turned down sex to go check on your boat
2. You've flown home early from a business trip so you could be with your boat during a storm
3. You measure non-boating expenses not by dollars but by "tanks of fuel" (i.e. You don't need braces on your teeth... that's 4 tanks of fuel")


These don't apply to me... umm... just some thoughts of what extreme behavior would be....
 
You accidentally, on purpose, :grin: :grin: forget something on the boat, so you have run back down during the week and get it.
 
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