Would you fix or replace?

searay40dad

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Oct 23, 2006
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Western KY/Panama City FL
Boat Info
2001 480 Sedan Bridge w/ Novurania RIB
Engines
660 hp CAT 3196's
I'm sure this has been posted before but I haven't seen it in awhile...Merry Christmas



I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs:
if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
 
I would weld the crack... In the bracket... Funny story, I hope one the part about the boat is true... :smt043
 
replace them both....
may not be cheaper(in either case) but newer models are more fun....on both counts :wink:
 
Consider this an opportunity to upgrade.

The cracked mount will require a full transom replacement. Make sure she gives up some good stuff in the settlement before "letting" her take the boat from you.
 
Oh!.............thats pretty funny. I had to take a second look to see if I accidently got into the wrong forum........."The marriage counselor forum".
 
Very funny. By that description, "your wife" sounds pretty hot. Or was that just my imagination going to town...?
 

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