Worry about the attacks in Mumbai?

[billandamy]

See. . . this is why I don't drink beer. Too fattening.

It takes 4-6 beers to do the job. Not only is it way too many calories, but by the time I finish number four. . .. the first might be wearing off.

This is why I drink whisky. Only takes two to get me where I need to be

Guiness, although seemingly heavy, is actually very light:

"Guinness is often thought of as a high calorie beer but the official word from Guinness is that it is less than 11 calories per ounce. A 12oz serving has 125 calories, 9.8 grams of carbs and it's alcoholic content is 4.2%. For comparison, 12 ounces of Budweiser is 150 calories and 11 grams carbs, 12 ounces of Heineken is 150 calories and 12.2 grams of carbs, 12 ounces of Corona Extra is 148 calories and 14.1 grams of carbs, and SURPRISE... a Sam Adams Light has 126 calories and 10.9 grams of carbs."

 

[chuck1]

See, now this is more like. Have a couple drinks and we stop arguing

 

[billandamy]

See, now this is more like. Have a couple drinks and we stop arguing

So I know this girl who got an abortion...











































































:grin:

 

[hack4alivin]

Good Lord, we started this debate on foreign policy, now I find we are up to beer and calories?? Crap I stepped away for a few glasses of wine. Maybe we have stumbled into a solution for the problems that started this thread in the first place. Start serving alcohol at the UN!! Hey, it could work.

 

[chuck1]

So I know this girl who got an abortion...











































































:grin:

Now that was funny. I scrolled all the way looking for the punch line.:smt021

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Time for another drink:thumbsup:

 

[Newbie]

Bill, you need a new avatar. Something like this one suits you it seems :smt043

 

[highslice]

Okay, try this one:wow::

Bring all the troops home. Invade Canada, and kick out all of the Frenchies. The western Canadians are ok, though. Then invade Mexico and kick out all the Spanish speakers. Now we have all the natural resources we need. Then send a note to the rest of the world:

"We have everything we need. You wanted us out...We're out. Don't F with us or we will Nuke you. Don't F with Isreal or we will Nuke you. If anyone cooks off a Nuke ANYWHERE, we will Nuke everybody. We're done putting our best and brightest into harm for you, you ungrateful bastards"

Oh, anyone in Canada or Mexico who owns a Sea Ray can stay.

F'n A. I put a serious proposal on the table and you hoosiers devolve it into beer and adoptions...uh I mean abortions. Get serious.:smt013















































































:grin:
Sorry Bill, I stole your trick

 

[wish2fish]

I don't get what is funny about abortions? :huh:

 

[wish2fish]

Absolutely nothing. But that subject would spark the first 1000 page thread and 50% of us would hate the other once it ran it's course. I vote we keep abortions a taboo subject, even in the holding tank.

trying to figure why it was brought up at all? Maybe I miss the joke?

 

[wish2fish]

then billandamy is a real troll!

 

[Sorrento 25]

See. . . this is why I don't drink beer. Too fattening.

It takes 4-6 beers to do the job. Not only is it way too many calories, but by the time I finish number four. . .. the first might be wearing off.

This is why I drink whisky. Only takes two to get me where I need to be

I prefer vodka, but agree with your logic 100%. Plus you have to piss out all that beer too.

On topic - the worst thing that appears to be coming for us as a result of this lovely event is going to be US troops patrolling US soil. Some adjustments in 130-year-old laws may be required but the dems will push that right through.

 

[highslice]

Now come on here, I take offense to that, being the only hoosier in this thread. When did I take it off course? Except for the workplace rules post that is, but by then this thread was well off the tracks. And another thing.....what is a hoosier anyway?
I went to Purdue, so I can't really cheer for the hoosier's, lest I get the crap kicked out of me, and besides, I was born in Alaska, so I'm not sure what that makes me, other than confused.

There's Hoosier, as in Indiana. Then there's hoosier as in "toothless hoosier". Different connotations for the same word. I don't think you qualify for either. You can't be a Hoosier unless you are born in Indiana. You can be from anywhere and be a hoosier. Ah, this is complicated...I should have just said dumb a$$es, that would have been easier:grin:.

trying to figure why it was brought up at all? Maybe I miss the joke?

Just warped...

 

[highslice]

Holy crap, my eggnog rum laced coffee just went through my nose!!!! :smt043 Thanks for the pickme up!

Anytime, glad to help. Now if I can just remember what this thread is about...

 

[hack4alivin]

It started with something like this:

http://s332.photobucket.com/albums/...rrent=40615-GeorgeWcursesAhmadinejadinUNS.flv

 

[MLauman]

Okay, try this one:wow::

... Then invade Mexico and kick out all the Spanish speakers. ...

Nice idea, but we can't seem to kick 'em out of our own country. :smt009

 

[billandamy]

Bill, you need a new avatar. Something like this one suits you it seems :smt043

Funny you mention that...I have a bobblehead on my desk lol

 

[billandamy]

trying to figure why it was brought up at all? Maybe I miss the joke?

Pretty much :smt001

 

[billandamy]

It started with something like this:

http://s332.photobucket.com/albums/...rrent=40615-GeorgeWcursesAhmadinejadinUNS.flv

:smt043 Excellent!

 

[CSR_Admin]

I just upset as to why they would change the name from Bombay? Bombay is such a cool name. Mumbai on the other hand???...

 

[Turtlesboat]

They just tried to hijack an American Cruise ship today. The Captain floored it and outran them.