Wives like boats?

If it's the one I saw, she was fine. Her most important task seemed to be saving her cell phone.

I think I saw that one. I seem to remember it being a fairly large formula bow rider
 
Funny thread....

My wife has bad memories as a child when her father made her and her sister wash and wax the boat all summer. If it wasn't that, it was getting yelled at on the water as a kid. Now I get experience the lasting effects of that for my boat ownership. She loves to go on the boat and motor out to a beach or cove and have some cocktails. However, past that, I don't think she helped but one time to hose off the boat this past year. She shows up 30 mins prior to leaving and whines when the neighbors are too loud when she has to sleep over night at the dock. My 7 year old knows 10x more how to operate the boat because she unfortunately takes no interest.
 
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Funny thread....

My wife has bad memories as a child when her father made her and her sister wash and wax the boat all summer. If it wasn't that, it was getting yelled at on the water as a kid. Now I get experience the lasting effects of that for my boat ownership.

Hey Doug, don't us husbands/BFs just love picking up the baggage dad dumped on our partners...
 
Had a slip buddy, he always took out bikini bunnies. I had to go into marina first at end of weekend. We had a horn toot code. If wife waiting, don’t come in, if no wife, all safe.
I miss that guy. So many stories.
 
Had a slip buddy, he always took out bikini bunnies. I had to go into marina first at end of weekend. We had a horn toot code. If wife waiting, don’t come in, if no wife, all safe.
I miss that guy. So many stories.
The guy was an honest to god repo man, just like on tv. The true stories were way better than the tv shows. That man was entertaining.
 
My wife LOVES the boat. If I could make LOVES in a larger font, I would. Yes, she cooks, cleans, loves to go to boat shows and marine stores (as long a they aren’t too much like NAPA stores, ha ha). She’s always making plans to go to the boat. Wants to go down at the end of the work day, stay over on it. Yeah, I’ve got a keeper. The only thing she doesn’t like about it is docking. She’s pretty good at running lines, but it’s always a little stressful, ya know? But yeah, my wife loves our boat. Oh, and so do I!
 
LOVES

There you go, just cut and paste it.

I have found the more the wife likes the boat the more stressful docking it is. I get yelled at while docking the Sundancer. The sea hunt she doesn’t even bother helping. Guess which one she likes?
 

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