Wingless dog toy

Priceless Gary:thumbsup: Now my wife is watching for further adventures of Wingless the dog toy. He really should be wearing some sort of PFD when boating. Haven't you tought him anything?
 
Gary, Boneless Chicken...He want's to send Wingless A message.
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Listen up Gary and Wingless

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My name is Ranger, I am a Certified Insurance Claims Representative and I would like to make an appointment to view the damages, prior to any claims settlement.

Rumor has it, someone was upside down on their boat mortgage and was looking for an 'out'.

Please contact me at your earliest convenience.

Thanks
 
Wingless attempts to flee scene in stolen fighter but only makes it half way.

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Four Suns said:
I may get enough pictures to do a calendar... what do you think?
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I think it is a great idea. Would you consider this as a potential candidate?

I think it sums up most of the silly nature of this thread, but Please think of it as a work in progress as it is probably not finished yet.

Ol Barney with his new paint job is creepin into the frame, how Majestic is that?

edited by admin - lets keep the phallic symbols to a minimum.
 
sfergson727 said:
BREAKING NEWS!!!!

We have the exclusive, Duck Dodgers here reporting for IFLOP. Scandalous photos have been recovered from the workshop of Dog Toy aka Wingless. Our sources confirm that today's mishap in the tub with wingless's beloved SS Smithereens was no accident. Apparently the boat was the victim of a cool mod gone wrong, horribly wrong.
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Hampton said:
Wingless attempts to flee scene in stolen fighter but only makes it half way.
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Some good ones! Looks like this is turning into a group project.
 
Uplate said:
I think it is a great idea. Would you consider this as a potential candidate?

I think it sums up most of the silly nature of this thread, but Please think of it as a work in progress as it is probably not finished yet.

Ol Barney with his new paint job is creepin into the frame, how Majestic is that?
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It's just not as funny when someone else does it....:huh:
 
sfergson727 said:
BREAKING NEWS!!!!


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This looks like a “cool mod” to me, but I am not sure of its purpose. Does it come complete with instructions? Is it electronically tied into the radio to go off automatically in the event of a “Distress Call”? If so, then that would be a very cool mod. Or is it used as a convenient way to dispose of expired flares?
 
Wow, what an incredibly enjoyable and inefficent way to start a Monday. Thank you good sirs of CSR, for keeping the trolls at bay and us spectators amused.

BTW, I totally think Wingless is the Great Oz behind the curtains running this whole forum. There's no way anybody could be so willing to open themselves up to the amount of ridicule so readily as he for no personal gain. It's like a guy in your platoon jumping on a grenade when everybody else is in cover and out of the blast zone - it makes no sense.

I smell a conspiracy here. Seriously, follow along here. I don't know of any individual without a Kaufman-esque, sense of self-deprecation that would openly whine about mods, or being picked on... This is either comedic genius or the gradual self-destruction of a very masochistic and depressed dude.

But conspiracy or not, it's still some of the funniest, most creative banter I've seen in a coon's age - keep up the great work Gary, er uh, Wingless, or...

T
 
Well... I went to check on wingless this morning and it appears the trained monkey we have got ahold of him and some tie-wraps:

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I guess Mr. Monkey was tired of listening to wingless... wanted to show him who was boss...
 
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That's some kind of training that monkey received.
 
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