When your lake is low on water try this!

That is a sin doing what he is doing.




















I am referring to banging that jet ski up against that perfectly good stripper pole. :grin:
 
You might be a redneck if................


You scratch your stripper pole while jetskiing in your hot tub..............
 
I like the stripper pole right next to the hot tub...
 
Hahahah... I didn't even notice that was a stripper pole. Kudos to him on that idea. But he needs to be slapped for the jetski idea. Thats what happens when dumb rednecks come into money...
 
would have thought you guys would rather see him there than jumping your wake or crossing youur bow
 
I don't mind them jumping my wake, but they should have the decency not to aim a 50mph PWC right at me, unless they want me to aim a 12,000 lbs boat right at them. Sh---- doo doo can go both ways.

Last weekend, some pinhead on a PWC ahead of me changed course to right at me in effort to jump my wake. He was only about 45 degree off my heading, so I turned 45 degree to port, which put him on my reciprocal heading and presented a smaller target for him to hit. Geez! Why was it OK for him to aim for me, but he got all pissy when I aimed for him?

Best regards,
Frank
 
I have a video somewhere of my friends and me riding the Nantahala rapids on Sea Doos. I also have the ticket and the paperwork from the arrest. :huh:

The hull repairs were worth the ride.
 

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