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Don't sugarcoat it. :lol:I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.
I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.
Not a Jack Nicholson fan, eh?
Well I'm going to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything. Except this.And that's the only thing I need is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog... I don't need my dog.
well i'm going to go then! And i don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and i don't need you. I don't need anything. Except this.and that's the only thing i need is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all i need... And this remote control. - the ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all i need... And these matches. - the ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - the ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all i need. And that's all i need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - the paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think i'm some kind of a jerk or something! - and this. That's all i need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair. And i don't need one other thing, except my dog... I don't need my dog.
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
Well I'm going to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything. Except this.And that's the only thing I need is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog... I don't need my dog.