What a woman wants in a man

[Turtlesboat]

Original List: (age 25)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What I want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I 'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his denture
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

 

[npcrx]

Let's see I am 55, sounds about right.

 

[katricol]

OK MIKE.... what about what a man wants in a woman?

 

[Stray Cat]

Cigar smoking wasn't mentioned.....light em up boys

 

[Turtlesboat]

cigars were plentiful in AC and as far as I know... no one got divorced last weekend.

What a man wants in a woman... hmmmm... 3' tall with a flat head to put your beer on?

 

[chuck1]

OK MIKE.... what about what a man wants in a woman?

Only two things.

1. Show Up naked.
2. Bring Beer.

 

[everthing's irie]

Only two things.

1. Show Up naked.
2. Bring Beer.

:lol::thumbsup:

 

[matthewmiller01]

Only two things.

1. Show Up naked.
2. Bring Beer.

:thumbsup: :huh:

 

[VTSeaRay]

Only two things.

1. Show Up naked.
2. Bring Beer.

:thumbsup:

ok, beer's optional... :grin::smt043:lol:

 

[Dancin Dave]

Mike, this is a boating website you know. The most important thing is a big dock.

 

[upgreydd]

:thumbsup:

ok, beer's optional... :grin::smt043:lol:

after 30 naked is optional beer is not.

 

[VTSeaRay]

that's to bad... geez, sorry to hear that! Bummer for you!

I'm 51 this summer, and I still find beer optional! Or do you mean, if the woman's >30 ? well, in some instances, I might agree on that one. But, I've seen some pretty nice MILF's that are in the 40's and 50's!

-VtSeaRay

 

[K-9]

aHoy, women like it doggie style put the remote and your drink on her back...you set the autopilot ..right?:thumbsup: