Two insane stories...


This one was pretty good. The teacher should counter sue for emotional duress caused by the bum falling asleep and nerve damage to her hand caused by the necessary awaking of the brat.

But this one is the good one!

I love this part
nutty principal said:
Turner pointed out, "When students are allowed to break school rules like this, it does lead to problems. Letting students carry large sums of money around[emphasis added - FC3], letting them buy and sell and eat candy in classrooms, disrupting the instructional day and the risks it poses to students with allergies, are truly hazards."
Large sums of money? Are they buying crack candy or what? The kids were trading f@#$ing skittles for God's sake! Someone needs to take this dumb schmuck out back and beat some sense into her. Maybe a reeducation camp of harsh regime in Siberia. Do they still have those? If not, they should be brought back for the NEA, at least and the entire left if possible. That stupid bitch needs exposure to the real world.

Best regards,
Frank
 
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My wife is a teacher (High School Geometry).... She makes more money in the Skittles black market than her salary.
 
My wife is a teacher (High School Geometry).... She makes more money in the Skittles black market than her salary.

That's funny. What's the circumference of the standard skittle?
 

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