Touchless Paper Towels OMFG!

My penis, by the way, is definitely cleaner than the germs you can pick up all day long touching gas station handles to fill up gas (how many of you wash after using that?) and public ATM machine touch screens etc...and unless you have a problem, getting pee on your hands is pretty tough.

I was just going to have my morning snack, a banana, I think I’ll pass.

I have a bottle on hand cleaner in the door of my truck I use after pumping gas to get the gas smell of my hands
 
public places make me ill.

My favorite public restrooms are the ones with the little hallway and NO door, now you dont have to touch anything.

Escalators make me ill, doors, you name it.

I dont think these devices were put in to save towels, I think they were put in because people want touch-free devices.

One of my all time favorites now for public restrooms- the toilet seats that automatically put fresh plastic on the seat when you go to use it- now THAT is nice! I was stuck in Chicago airport on the way back from Hawaii and after being on the plane from Hawaii I had to do the deed in the bathroom, when I seen those automatic toilet seat covers it made my day.
 
Actually, many studies have shown that washing your hands in a public washroom without taking precautions will make your hands more full of germs than before you went in ;-)

People wipe, get poop on their hands...whats the first thing they touch? The knob on the faucet. They turn it on, wash, then turn it off, getting the germs right back. Then you come in and do the same.

You MUST use a paper towel to turn the knobs AND open the door.

Of course, with many places now switching to knobless faucets, this is decreasing.

My penis, by the way, is definitely cleaner than the germs you can pick up all day long touching gas station handles to fill up gas (how many of you wash after using that?) and public ATM machine touch screens etc...and unless you have a problem, getting pee on your hands is pretty tough.


This is why I wash my hands before taking a piss. I'm a hell of a lot more worried about getting those germs on my pecker than my fingers. With my luck, I'd catch some sort of leper disease. Take a finger or a few, but leave my pecker alone!!
 
first you need to survey the bathroom, if it is all touchfree you are good to go, if it has faucets and flushers you must operate then getting a paper towel is your first step. Using your papertowel also allows you to escape the bathroom or try to time it out where you dont have to touch the handle.
 
public places make me ill.

My favorite public restrooms are the ones with the little hallway and NO door, now you dont have to touch anything.

Escalators make me ill, doors, you name it.

I dont think these devices were put in to save towels, I think they were put in because people want touch-free devices.

One of my all time favorites now for public restrooms- the toilet seats that automatically put fresh plastic on the seat when you go to use it- now THAT is nice! I was stuck in Chicago airport on the way back from Hawaii and after being on the plane from Hawaii I had to do the deed in the bathroom, when I seen those automatic toilet seat covers it made my day.
I think most "Normal" people are not germafobes. I use to deliver refredgerated product all over the country. If you saw what I saw at most grocery wharehouses you would not eat. Forget about a produce market likes Hunts Point NY. All due respect, you lived this long, you wont cacth the HIV from a doorknob. After all you have know Idea who or what touched your food before you bought it.
Oh fo you go for a swim off of your boat. You know fish pee and poop in that?
 
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Don't want to be the lone ranger here, but i love those touchless dispensers. we have them at work! I can do what I have to do, and the last thing I do is wave at it, dry my hands, use it to pull on the door handle, hold door with foot, throw towel away, exit. Now i don't have to touch anything else after washing my hands. As for the ones we have, they don't limit the amount you can have, and they spit them out pretty quickly, so it is not an inconvenience. I don't have a problem with the ones with a crank, but I think the one's we have at work are an improvement.
 
I took a piss with a buddy at a pool hall… he walks out without washing his hands….. I said hey fuckr wash your hands …. He said my dick is cleaner then anything else in this bathroom
 
I took a piss with a buddy at a pool hall… he walks out without washing his hands….. I said hey fuckr wash your hands …. He said my dick is cleaner then anything else in this bathroom
Grandpa’s stories : “My Sargent in WWII told me; ‘if you’d stop pissin’ on yer hands, then you don’t need to wash-’em”

Friggin’ barbarians.
 
Wow, really? Crazy shit guys and gals. I was on a 50wk/yr travel plan for some 15yrs and have used my share of public facilities(hotel room are the worst and I did Hiltons).

I do think there was boredom involved, I don't even remember 2009...
 

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