The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[Zorba]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl
'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and flew airplanes and stayed out all night long
and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank
beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted
whenever he wanted.
THE END

 

[Quint4]

one of my favorites.

 

[Uplate]

Hmm- Other side of the coin. Been married 30 yrs.

My life sounds very similar to that guy. Gotta get the right Girl.

Farting can be a problem though...unless she does it first..

 

[timinfla2]

Hmm- Other side of the coin. Been married 30 yrs.

My life sounds very similar to that guy. Gotta get the right Girl.

Farting can be a problem though...unless she does it first..

LOL! I hope she doesn't read CSR my friend. If she does, I recommend finding a helmet, as next time she's near a rolling pin, she'll come for you!

Damn, if it wasn't only 2P on a workday, I might admit you made me spit beer out of my nose...

 

[billandamy]

Hmm- Other side of the coin. Been married 30 yrs.

My life sounds very similar to that guy. Gotta get the right Girl.

Farting can be a problem though...unless she does it first..

Yup! Ill agree with that one. I dont think my wife has ever raised an eyebrow regardless of what I do or where I go.