SO i got crapped on today.

[cr0ck1]

So im cruisin in the bay ... We see some docks with some birds maybee seagulls on it.. so im eating a sandwich and i throw a piece of bread into the water for them to eat.. they were so happy that....................... one of them flew over my boat and dropped the biggest load of crap on me.. it hit me on the side of my face and went into my mouth and ear ... My wife was scared to laugh cause i was that pissed.. The one time i dont open the bimni i get crapped on.. This bird must of had diarahea and had to go bad.. I swore it slapped me in the face very hard.. Just thought id share that with all of you.!!

-c rock

 

[Alex D]

Hammm ... what to say .... so you actually kinda looked like your avatar today ... :grin:

 

[Whimsea]

Well :huh:....that's more information than I needed! :smt021

 

[sr360aft]

Sucks to be you I guess

 

[sr360aft]

And go brush your teeth

 

[wish2fish]

I guess you brought it upon yourself for feeding the flying rats!

I thought it was a sign of good luck for fisherman to be crapped on by a bird. Try to figure that one out!

 

[Bridog]

Some people get crapped on their whole life. Consider yourself lucky that you have only limited it to one day

 

[osd9]

I can't stand it when I see people feeding the birds in my neighborhood. Every flying rat from miles away then flies over my boat and practices their aim.

 

[cr0ck1]

SOme say it was good luck.. I say it was my Bad luck!... LMAO

 

[cr0ck1]

Hammm ... what to say .... so you actually kinda looked like your avatar today ... :grin:

yep..

 

[Hampton]

Maybe it was the bird of happiness.

 

[cr0ck1]

Maybe it was the bird of happiness.

hopefully it was the bird of luck.. i need some .. lol

 

[ylwjacket]

I guess you're new to Florida. Native Rule Number 1 (or close-to natives, like me) is never, under any circumstances, feed or encourage sea gulls.

You learned it the hard way. Just wait to a real bird (like a heron or a pelican) paints your car white.

 

[Dave S]

Be sure you report the bird to the SeaGull Patrol. We don't need him crapping on anyone else.:smt018

 

[cr0ck1]

Be sure you report the bird to the SeaGull Patrol. We don't need him crapping on anyone else.:smt018

haha.. jokes are allways funny. i got owned.

 

[fragmag]

I think my wifes car got divebombed by what appeared to be a terradactul (sp?) the other day. Gotta love Florida.

 

[cr0ck1]

I think my wifes car got divebombed by what appeared to be a terradactul (sp?) the other day. Gotta love Florida.

Just imagine that hitting you in the side of your face.. that was me yesterday.!

 

[Asureyez]

With all due respect .... doesn't this thread belong in the Holding Tank!

 

[cr0ck1]

I believe this is a general discussion.. i was on my BOAT and this happened.

 

[wish2fish]

I believe this is a general discussion.. i was on my BOAT and this happened.

yep, there is a lot of crap disccused in the general section!