Scotlands Ban on Smoking

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  1. fragmag

    fragmag New Member

    Mar 27, 2007
    Pittsburgh, PA
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    Scotland's ban on smoking in pubs has backfired, so to speak, on a
    > regular customer whose constant habit of breaking wind has now
    > resulted in his expulsion from his favorite watering hole.
    > Stewart Laidlaw, 35, is being barred from Thirsty Kirsty's in
    > Dunfermline, Fife, for failing to control his flatulence.
    > "No one could smell anything when the pub was full of cigarette smoke,"
    > Laidlaw told Wales on Sunday. "I never used to complain about the
    > smell of their cigarette smoke, but now everyone complains about me.
    > It's just a natural thing. What can I do about it? I must be the first
    > person in the country to get banned from a pub for passing wind. But
    > it's not a title I want. I certainly don't see it as funny."
    > The pub's owner is crying foul, saying the stench has become
    > unbearable since the country's smoking ban went into effect last year.
    > He thinks drinkers could have been breathing in the waft for years
    > without ever noticing it.
    > (Story continues below)
    > Laidlaw says the ban just snuck up on him, taking him by complete
    > surprise.
    > "I went in and basically he turned round and said, 'Stewart, that's
    > the last fart you do in this pub. Get out.' I didn't even have a
    > chance to draw breath," he told the Dumfermline Press.
    > "I just walked in and that's all he said to me. I don't know if he
    > meant I'd done it before or just then. He didn't let me ask. What I
    > remember when I walked in was there was a guy playing pool and it was
    > already stinking and everyone was laughing. It could have been anyone.
    > I've probably done it in the past – when you're drinking and having a
    > laugh you don't think about it – but that's not the point. I must be
    > the first person in Dunfermline to get banned from a pub for passing
    > wind. I'm really angry about the way I've been treated. He's making a
    > mountain out of a molehill."
    > John Thow, the landlord at the pub, is blasting back, saying the
    > long-term flatulence was beyond a joke.
    > "It is just disgusting," he told the Press. "He revels in this and
    > does it all the time and it's absolutely foul, it would make you sick.
    > Since the smoking ban he's made a career out of this. He has been
    > warned and asked politely to stop it on many occasions.
    > "We are a bus station pub and trying to keep new customers. The final
    > straw was when an old gentleman came in and had his gin and tonic and
    > the old guy was almost sick.
    > "Other people have dropped handbags, shall we say. But when
    > everybody's choking and I come out with the spray and say don't do it
    > again, they will appreciate that and stop it.
    > "His defense is, 'It wasn't all this when I had to put up with the
    > smoking.' Everybody can pass wind but when you make a hobby of it, it
    > is going too far.
    > "He will clear the pub out usually and he thinks it is very funny. I
    > don't have to give him a reason for not serving him but I did, maybe
    > thinking he would learn his lesson. But if he can't see the error of
    > his ways it's a lost cause.
    > "I don't want him back. I don't need that behavior. It has been
    > detected for about a year [since the smoking ban], but it might have
    > been going on for a lot longer than that.
    > "If we have to apologize to other customers for him, then that's too
    > much."
  2. AndersonAcres

    AndersonAcres Member

    Oct 30, 2006
    I guess they'll have to change the name of the movie Braveheart. The Scots (and I've Scots blood) have sure changed over the years.

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