Quote thread..

[Pirate Lady]

It’s not a good time to meet my mother. Now roll over.

 

[Pirate Lady]

“Does this look infected?”

 

[tc410]

“I never went to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure woke up with a lot of them…” - Willy Nelson

 

[tc410]

“I don’t pay women for sex, I pay them to leave…” - Charley Sheen

 

[zool]

"We all come from the sea, but we are not all of the sea. Those of us who are, we children of the tides, must return to it again and again, until the day we don't come back leaving only that which was touched along the way".~Frosty Hesson

 

[HawkX66]

"The galleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are the doers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He is the one who never tries anything. His is the brake on the wheel of progress. And yet it cannot be truly said he makes no mistakes, because his biggest mistake is the very fact that he tries nothing, does nothing, except criticize those who do things."

David M. Shoup, General, USMC

 

[Golfman25]

This one is timely

“The police are not here to create disorder, they’re here to preserve disorder.” Richard J Daley.

 

[Jus Cruisin]

 

[JimG]

"I'm sorry for what I said while docking the boat" - All of us at one point

 

[northshore]

"Hold my beer - I'm gonna try somthin'!"

 

[Joint Custody]

It is a dog eat dog world and I am wearing milk bone underwear " Norm Peterson" Cheers

 

[Texomakid]

From my sky diving days ......

I don't believe in a risk free society where the fear of living is sacrificed for the safety of existence ....... So let's skydive!!!

 

[Creekwood]

All generalizations are wrong.

 

[Nater Potater]

"Hold my beer - I'm gonna try somthin'!"

I didn't think Ohio was considered a Redneck state...

 

[mdolesh]

No balls...no babies.
-Mark Cuban

 

[northshore]

I didn't think Ohio was considered a Redneck state...

We have our fair share - trust me

 

[Fill Ess]

99% of lawyers make the other 1% look bad.

Everyone hates lawyers ...... until they need one

 

[tc410]

I didn't think Ohio was considered a Redneck state...

You’re obviously not from Michigan - we all know that about Ohio….

 

[northshore]

You’re obviously not from Michigan - we all know that about Ohio….

I spend way to much time working at GM and Chrysler proving grounds - trust me you have necks too!

 

[techmitch]

I spend way to much time working at GM and Chrysler proving grounds - trust me you have necks too!

Their long hair still can't hide their red necks.